hetty betty

mildly derogatory term for a heterosexual female

Straight guy: "No way, dude. This dick is fo chicks only."

Gay guy: "C'mon, you know full well that fags like me suck cock way betta than yo hetty betty girlfriend does."

(True, by the way.)

by SmallTownDreamer January 20, 2009

Jetty Betty

The hottest, most rad surfer chick at the Jettys.

Person 1 "Dude! Did you see that chick on the nose?!"

Person 2 "That's the Jetty Betty, bro. She's f'n boss!"

by Getchusum March 11, 2010

betty cooper

A very obvious closeted lesbian.

"Is sarah out yet? That's the third flannel she's worn this week."
"She's a betty cooper"
"Oh, ok. We'll just have to wait then"

by berniesandersisbetterthanyou April 6, 2017

betty swollocks

Sweaty erm... testicles, I'm sure you can work it out ;)

Damn, I've got Betty Swollocks tonight!

by Samhandwich April 6, 2004

nurse betty

the act of ejaculating then having your girl draw it up into a syringe then she proceeds to inject it into your vain

i just got a nurse betty i feel full of life

by nasty nurse October 9, 2009

sweaty betty

the fate suffered by females who get a sweaty vagina in anything other than crotchless clothes.

bloke 1; errrrghhhhh, what's that fishy smell?
bloke 2; it's that bird in front i bet she's got a right Sweaty Betty!

by mr pimpernell May 17, 2015

old betty

taking a very large stool ranging from 15 to 20 pounds while having sexual intercourse with a Brazilian woman in her mid 70's who has Alzheimer's...

hey Taylor did you get any old betty last night.


dang Michael that smells like old betty.



Paige loves to watch old betty online.

by old betty herself! August 19, 2008