Beters

Another word for diabetes. Usually pronounced in a southern drawl. Can also be spelled Beeterz.

Did ya hear the doctor told Cletus he got beters?

by lakeprincess November 2, 2019

Betelguese Romanee-Conti

Betelguese Romanee-Conti is a fine gentleman who has an obsession with the Witch. Betelguese Romanee-Conti is very sexy and you can die from it. He has multiple Unseen Hands. But you know what is unseen too? wink wink..

"OMG Betelguese Romanee-Conti IS SO FUCKING HOT"

by romaneeconti69 September 19, 2021

motha betchy

The act of being motha-like. Or going to the SLC and enjoying the fact Stalin wore their suit on the awards day and also getting freaked the hell out by that crazy bitch at subway and wearing powersuits, and constantly cursing, and having a hand motion to say 'MOTHAA' to and being freaked out by the GRUDGE!
TOSHIO IS IN YOUR CORNER!

That motha betchy can sure kick ass.

by mothatata April 14, 2008

rent-a-betch

A person who is asked to take poor, lazy, trifling people around the town like they're some kind of Taxi, without any reimbursement. Almost like an obligation of sorts. A rent-a-betch's clients will take over their radio, blow cigarette smoke in their face, tend to have a creepy fetish of McDonald's "Tarta' Sauce!", call everyone walking down the street names, leave trash in their car and talk smack about them the whole time. Their clients have also been known to throw burning cigarettes out of the car, especially at gas stations and homeless people. It's a dangerous & dirty job. Someone has to do it.... might as well be you, Betch.

"Hey, where's a rent-a-betch when you need one?! I need to sell my food stamps for crack before my baby-daddy get home with that worrisome ass kid."

"Rent-a-betch, I need to get to the hospital ASAP! I have a tumor in my eye, a bladder infection, herpes and I may be pregnant. You will sit with me for six hours until I'm even looked at and no you won't be paid. My company should be suffice."

"Take me to Master Wok stupid bitch!"

by Dick Woody February 24, 2009

bebechita

A word that you call your girlfriend if:
1.Shes the most beautiful girl in the world
2.You are deeply in love with her
3.Shes the coolest/weirdest person ever
4.Shes not afraid to be herself
5.Her feet smell like corn
6.Whenever your around her you feel like you have it all

Me:Hey babe you know what?
Her:What?
Me:Your my bebechita.
Her:Awwwww *retarded smile*

by Bebechito May 18, 2008

Beecher City

Pop. 450
Location: One mile east of the junction of Highway 33 and Highway 128. (lower middle part of bumm fucking Illinois)
Demographic: Black .02% , White 53%, White Trash 47%.
Average Yearly Income: $12,573
Nickname: Beecher
Description: One time "High Times Weed Capital of the World", Beecher City is now just a small town 15 miles west of Effingham, with alot (and i do mean alot) of stoners.

Meghann "So, is there anywhere to work at in Beecher City?"

Alex "No."

Meghann "What about the Beecher Meat Factory?"

Alex "What? There's no meat facto..."
"Oh, a masturbation joke, nice"

by Atrumia March 11, 2009

Betch

the new way to express the word "bitch" such as in "shoes" by kelly

"Fuck you fat 'betch' fuck you with somthing hard, and sand-papery"

by John J. C. February 10, 2007