Douche Barge

One who has reached the highest levels of performance as a douche bag.

Luke, I thought you were just a douche canoe, but I can see that you are really a douche barge.

by heyporcupine December 30, 2014

bitch barge

that bitchy moment when you purposely barge a fellow female/male on the shoulder with your shoulder as you walk past

"i totally bitch barged olivia at school today, god i hate that bitch!"

by bitch_please June 5, 2014

Cunt Barget

Noun: Someone who is a hypocrite in the douchiest ways possible.

Adjective: Word used by teenagers to describe hypocritical and/ or unfair teachers.

Student1: Man, I can't believe what a cunt barget our language arts teacher is.

Student2: I know right?

Student1: I mean, we both try just as hard as each other. We'll even have the same arguments and she'll bee totally on board with you but not give a shit about it when I'm talking about it.

Student2: Yeah, she's totally a cunt barget.

by RandyRubix August 10, 2016

Jake Barga

A real big pos who sucks at sea of thieves fishing.

Look at that dude fishing he’s a Jake Barga

by Smallpeenboy June 30, 2020

A bargain lunch

A bargain lunch

A bargain lunch that comes in a plastic tub costing just over 25P that contains Whole Weat brown bread costing just over 15P, a 5P bag of prawn cocktail crisps, a side salad costing just over 55P A summer fruits oasis or an off brand version normally costing just over 40P, strawberry yoggy costing 45P , a crisp and ham wrap costing just over 20P
Girthy L: Lengthy Ja come and look at this lunch I just got it was a bargain the woman with orangutang titties sold it me!
LengthyJA: Wow I’m going to get my self a bargain lunch that looks delicious plus I can save a bit of cash even though we are multi billionaires!

by Lenthyja March 20, 2021

Beijing Bargain

A smokin’ deal that sounds too good to be true.

Originated from the fact that businesses can produce products in China for prices that just can’t be beat.

“Only 250 for a human liver? You must have dropped your prices cuz that’s a Beijing Bargain!”

by Rectumstretcher89 February 9, 2022

Tward Barge

A short-bus full or retards and twats.

Look at that tward barge over there.

by 42cfuller April 25, 2022