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Banter Tampon

An individual in a group who soaks up all the teasing/joking/mocking that takes place in the said group.
Phil: "I heard Giles managed to get with a fugg ugly 15 year old yesterday at the union!! she must have been from the 'school of the Blind' down the road"

Elliot: "Yeah dude, he always manages to do embarrassing things at football club socials, thats why he's our banter tampon!"
by Phil Fulham December 3, 2009
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Bantercheque

A bantercheque is one persons recognition of anothers sucess. It can be anything from something as innocent as buying a DVD you wanted, or sleeping with the girl youve been buttering up for ages!!
"Hey John"

"Yeah?"

"you know that girl with the rusty roof i like?"

"yeah, the one with the damp cellar?"

"yeah, her - i finally boned her last night!"

"bantercheque!"
by bashatonic August 20, 2012
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banterlosis

A condition acquired by someone who has been overwhelmed by the banter.
Geoff: What's up with Steve?
Alan: I think he's got banterlosis
Geoff: How come?
Alan: He must have been overwhelmed by the bantics
by paedo10 November 13, 2011
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bantercoot

A transition of an animal called a bandicoot. A Bantercoot is a person who is an absolute animal at banter.These people can tear down a person's confidence with a single word.
" Jim took an earfull of banter down the pub the other night from the bantercoot!"

"I know, heard hes booked in for counseling sessions now, bless him"
by jimtim February 19, 2014
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Bantergasm

When the banter is so intense and it reaches its climax and the banter can no longer continue.
"Insert epic banter" "everyone laughs" "when laughter stops no more banter happens" = bantergasm
by MinisterOfBanterbree January 27, 2016
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banterman

The ultimate source of banter. The batman of not shutting the fuck up. Sometimes entertaining. Probably your roomate. Good luck.
Fuuuck, Banterman man is back, the jokes are rollinn in.
by bim bim July 26, 2016
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Bantanamo Bay

Where the true legends of banter serve their sentences for being unrivalled in the art of humour. The length of your sentence reflects the quality of your banter.
1: You're too jokes brovva
2: I know. I'm serving a life sentence at Bantanamo Bay.
by Alzamatralz October 1, 2016
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