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Bald Eagle

The act of placing both thumbs together with fingers extended like wings for “fingering” a female. Upon forming thumbs together the fingers are flapped like wings and a screeching eagle sound is made as you approach the vagina to enter with thumbs together. The thumbs form the eagle head and the fingers form the flapping wings.
Girl, spread them legs wide cause daddy is bringing the bald eagle in for a landing! (EAGLE SCREACHING FOLLOWS)
by Big Daddy Dandy Dan December 14, 2018
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bald eagle

a person who has no pubes
Matt dalton is a right bald eagle, he sucks himself off
by john May 14, 2003
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bald chick

damn i could go for a bald chick right now
by ima cow September 29, 2005
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Bald Vagina

Why do they shave it? why do you wanna look pre pubscent?
How come they cant leave a little nice trim? I hate bald vaginas
by MissLovely July 5, 2009
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bald eagle

when a chic don't got any pube hairs cuz she waxed it all off or shaved it
Girl 1 :: ((_walks up to friends_)) HEYY !! LOOK AT MY BALD EAGLE !! ((_pulls down pants to show off_))
Girl 2 :: that had to have hurt down there ..
by `1 xO_GiiAnnA* July 11, 2005
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Bald Pickle

A person who thinks he or she is very important but is actually nothing more than a steaming pile of crap and worthless to society.
That tweaker is a real Bald Pickle!
by 925 February 29, 2004
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Bald Monster

Really annoying plague who nobody likes, but he thinks that everyone loves him because he makes his money from illegal dealings. He wears really bad clothes, and has a terrible haircut, like a jellyfish on his head. He is very stupid and does not wash himself or his clothes very Regularly. He does not talk, he shouts, and all he shouts abouts is himself. He plays really loud, really bad music at unsociable hours of the day. He is the Bald Monster because he is slowly going Bald and he so Loud and Annoying.
Dont answer the door, it's only the Bald Monster wanting to come in and tell us some bullshit for half an hour. Lets Kill the Bald Monster
by infinity February 25, 2004
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