Baby

The buds in a bag of weed. Usually said so that people don't know that you're actually smoking weed.

Man - "Damn all I have left is this baby"
Passerby - "Oh my gosh that's so sad, where is the little kid?"

by tokedgirl42 April 12, 2009

baby

a unit for measuring water roughly equivilant to 0.87 gallons.

I have to pee so badly! I just drank a baby and a half!

by babydrinker June 7, 2009

Babies

The yummyest, chewyest, amazingest food ever to be made.
The world loves to eat babies! They are a great source of Vit. C!!! They give you all the Calcium you need to live in one bite!!! Who wants to make a baby pie? Oh I do! So here is the steps...
1. Chop the baby into 6ths
2.Seperate the pecies
3. Get the pie crust ready.
4. Put babies in the pie, instead of your normal filling.
5. Bake!

Real life exaple on FacePunch Studios

"ZOMG! 1/4 LIFE I LOVEZ U CUZ TEH PHX OWNZ!!! TAKE MY KIDS!!!"
"Thanks, *eats the baby*."

"We sure all do love Babies. Right Lum?"
"Yeah, Zach sure..."

by zzzzac1 June 14, 2008

BABI

wee neds/chavs that think by spelling baby as "babi" makes them look cool when its in there msn name/bebo

WEE BABI DANIELLE o8!!

by andylolsauce August 21, 2008

babies

food belong to Cloud Strife.

Everyone...Final Fantasy VII eats babies!

by m a p l e j e t March 24, 2004

babies

A term used to describe a man's sperm.
usually used to when talking about women giving oral sex to a man.

I wanna spray babies in your face

by the guy hoo made the def. May 21, 2006

babi

a nickname used to describe your love and affection to someone. mainly used in Malaysia.

Naim : Huda, you are so babi. You arr the babi-est person in the world!

Huda : Thanks, you are a babi too!

by hudsdugong May 12, 2020