butthole surfing

When a dog drags itself across the floor so as to wipe its ass, usually with it's forelegs. May be due to a turd stuck in the butt or general discomfort.

My dog licked his butt so much, he had enough hair in his poop to have a turd hanging off when he came inside. I didn't see it untill he started "butthole surfing" across my new rug. I had to chase him outside and wash that rug. Damn dog.

by The Edgehead June 5, 2009

Butthole Lynching

When you put Icy Hot on your butthole, and then wrap a belt around your waist and buttcheeks causing your cheeks to be clenched together while your ass burns.

I heard the new kid performed a Butthole Lynching on himself the other day. He has not been able to sit down since.

by J Fucking Z October 28, 2006

butthole turbulence

The act of having the most violent shits. So violent that you literally feel that your diarrhea will propel you to 10,000 Ft above sea level.

"I got arrested for flying in a restricted air space. That's how bad the butthole turbulence was."

by sasquatchordie June 17, 2013

Butthole street

A slang term made up by Blake Batchelor, you say it when annoyed at something.

Mitchell: did that hurt when I killed you eith my diamond sword?

Blake: Yea, it hurt like butthole street
Mitchell: but saathwik be like 👨 ❤️ 💋 👨🤣

by Whoisjoe?? September 9, 2019

Belly Butthole

an in-betweenie belly button; the mixture of an outie (belly button) and an innie (belly hole); belly button + belly hole = belly butthole.

Person 1: “Do you have a belly button, belly hole, or a belly butthole?” Person 2: “Well, I have an in-betweenie... so, a belly butthole!”

by BellyEnthusiast69420 June 20, 2020

Plastic Butthole

The sharp serrated opening at the top of a bottle of COVID sanitizing wipes that resembles a butthole and can be dangerous to reload due to the likelihood of one’s finger becoming trapped and/or cut.

Hey, did you hear about Megan losing a finger? She apparently got it caught in one of those plastic buttholes and they had to cut it off.

by Salt44 February 11, 2021

butthole whiplash

The act of getting hit in the anus, or butthole, usually while performing a bicycle, dirt bike, skateboard or other extreme sports activity that doesn't go as planned.

Matthew took that bicycle seat straight to the anus, I hope he doesn't have butthole whiplash.

by Bradley227 October 3, 2017