I still can't sit down

To relate displeasure to another at being ripped off by otherwise generally legal means, implying they feel the pain of having been figuratively anally raped against their will. Fucked up the ass, usually monetarily.
Bob - So how much was the mechanic bill?
Dave - Shit, $360 to fix a fucking door latch. I still can't sit down.

My ex racked up $40,000 grand in credit card debt behind my back and dropped it all on me after the divorce. I still can't sit down.
by Grafikman July 30, 2015
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You still got that.....

Derived from the phrase "You still got that big ass??" If you say it and pause while looking at your friends, they must immediately recognize and identify the fat person with the big ass in your immediate area. Their response is usually, " Yes they do, or yes I do in order to avoid anyone catching on.
Self Explanitory
by Tim Button March 19, 2004
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why am i still alive

Because you matter. I totally understand if you are going through a hard time, I am too! you are not alone. other people in the world need you. it dosen't matter if you are "weird" or "out of the ordinary" you are perfect and fine just the way you are. i believe in you, and you will always have my support no matter whtat you do or who you are, you are perfect just the way you are.
also stop asking urself "why am i still alive" you'll only question it more and... well- who knows what would happen-
by Olive/Olli! January 25, 2023
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What Peter Griffin likes to say at random times, usually after other characters say "I can't believe..."
Meg: I can't believe I'm still jealous.
Lois: I can't believe I touched him.
Peter: I still can't believe it's not butter!
by Chesspiece#1 July 01, 2010
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still getting my ass kicked

When one has done some mind-altering substance, and the time in which it should have worn off has passed a while ago, yet your mind is still... Altered.

When you're still high after smokinga bowl 12 hours ago of some mid-grade marijuana.

"Man, I smoked a while ago and I'm still getting my ass kicked!"
by dnyde May 19, 2007
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I still ate your doorframe

John: I still ate your doorframe
Kyle: Beats up with a 5 degree frying pan
by TheMarketMan June 23, 2022
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