Broke Dick

That tall tell insult that you heard your grandmother tell your grandfather as there walking by a group of very pretty young women. As a reminder that his days of wishing he could tap that are long over

Listen old man, pick your tongue up..You old broke dick bastard. You got to get it up before you get it out

by Nick Danger Brother January 17, 2022

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Broke Betty

A broke Betty is a female who is falling apart. Mentally and physically. Who often has pain in all parts of her body. Days never go by without a broke Betty complaining about something feeling broke. Usually a broke Betty brakes something one day and a few days later something else. Very accident prone.

Damnnnnn girl, you broke your finger? I’m going to start calling you broke Betty!

by Theogbrokebetty October 13, 2021

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Broke Tastebuds

Knowing that you wouldn't like a single thing Gordon ramsay prepared.
Growing up poor and still enjoying the broke meals you used to eat.

"Do you wanna make dinner tonight?"
"Listen honey I like you too much to subject you to my broke tastebuds, but if you ever make arugula again I'll kick your ass"

by TruthSeeker82 February 18, 2021

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Broke-life

Just flat out broke as shit.

“Just spent my last dollar, don’t you love being broke.”

Broke-life: broke all the time; life dedicated to just being broke

by Megmcbae June 13, 2018

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Woke and broke

A term to describe a grown adult with no source of reliable income, living in their parents' house, whose favourite hobby is retweeting Huffington Post articles off their mother's computer.

Jason is a woke and broke. He sits on his ass all day, tweeting about how funny he thinks Amy Schumer is and how Donald Trump is bad from his mother's computer. Whenever someone tweets at him saying, "Why don't you run for office, then?" he blocks them, not bothering to tell them how worthless he is.

by officialpyrocynical May 29, 2020

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