by dickballboy January 15, 2022
Get the monkey breastmug. When a woman's stomach extends further outward than her breasts, thus serving as a platform (or "desk") with which to support them.
1. I was going to suck on her nipples, but didn't get past her breast desk.
2. I usually don't fuck women with breast desks, but it was a slow night, so hey, I made an exception.
2. I usually don't fuck women with breast desks, but it was a slow night, so hey, I made an exception.
by Fly Paper July 24, 2011
Get the Breast Deskmug. by Tayfyall April 3, 2020
Get the Say it with breastmug. Self-labelled "lactivist" who feels entitled to berate new parents in the formula isle, either for choosing not to or being unable to breastfeed.
Breast Nazi: OMG HOW CAN YOU FEED YOUR BABY POISON! FORMULA MAKE YOUR CHILD A DUMB-ASS/YOUR KID WILL GET CANCER! THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS LOW MILK SUPPLY! TRY HARDER! BREAST IS BEST!
New mom: I have vaginal tearing and sleep derivation, back off breast nazi!
New mom: I have vaginal tearing and sleep derivation, back off breast nazi!
by deedeekins December 7, 2016
Get the breast nazimug. by Nick Bellanger August 7, 2003
Get the breast buymug. breasts that are shallow to the point of almost being invisible - like those of a slim prepubescent or peri-pubescent girl. Breast buds are characterized by their shallowness (closeness to the chest), not by their narrowness. Long, narrow breasts are not breast buds.
Though Donna was in her mid-30s, she had dieted so assiduously that she had the body of a 14 year old ballerina and the barely perceptible breast buds of a prepubescent girl. However, when excited, her nipples became hard like two halves of an unripened plum.
by wouldaben January 6, 2011
Get the breast budsmug. by Dr. Doctor Pepper June 24, 2011
Get the Hoppin' Breastmug.