Blabber Blubbers (BB)

Blabble Blubbers (BB) are simpleton girls with a brain capacity of a fruit fly. They're your typical onomatomaniak's who constantly get hyped on defaming beautiful successful woman who have the world at their feet. Their child like seeking behavior is a result of their insecurities. Many of them join a pack of other jealous women who enjoy inhaling each other's stinky company. Blabble Blubbers are either brittle boned anorexics with the slightest touch can result in breaking their bones, furry skin and thinning hair, their food intake is equivalent to the size of their brain, sausage tits and bad breath. The other are the lazy blubber type. They eat big, they are big and they talk big. You can easily confuse them to a spare Michelin tyre, salty AF with a stinky Coochie with puss balls. BB are extremely jealous women who do not like to be around beautiful women because they make look like second class citizens.

Example 1:
Anorexic sourpuss:: 'Ewwww, look at her thick fuzzy hair, it looks like she hasn't combed it"
Beached whale: ' I know, her boobs are bigger than mine, I bet they're not real'
Waiter: 'She's absolutely hot, who is he'?
Anorexic sourpuss: 'She's ugly, she hasn't even got a big ass'
Waiter: 'STFU bitch, you should be the last to talk, your tits hang like grandads washed up cock'

Example 2
Sam: 'I went to a party last night and got so sloshed and horny, found myself dancing with a Michelin girl, next thing I knew she grabbed my face and stuck in her cooch so I can give her head, I vomited all over the place, she smelt like a Limburger, ewww, never again'

These are two examples of Blabber Blubbers (BB) at work.

by Popping Daddy April 22, 2018

Cherry Balboa

Punching a woman's crotch until the fist wholly penetrates the vagina.

She said she liked being fisted so I gave her the ol' Cherry Balboa.

by Reaper M Jones November 19, 2010

Rocky Balblowout

The event that occurs when a massive amount of shit and pressure are released in a violent fury from your anus. in what as otherwise known as a massive dump.

I had a Rocky Balblowout after eating mexican food last night

by CHRIS ARTIS November 26, 2006

balba

a person who lounges around and eats a lot

The balba refused to move from the couch, because he was focused on eating and watching TV.

by Morgan Spurlocke April 13, 2007

blabakabooyata

a word used in an extreme state of: excitement, joy, or being overwelmed with happieness.

Boss: Hey, Jim, take today off.
Secritary: Jim, I'll have your CSD reports done on Monday.
Rich SOB Co-worker: Hey, Jim, can you stay at my mansion tonight, alone,for three hours with my smoking hot wife who is totally willing to cheat on me with the next man who walks through the door? I've got to stay late for the clients meeting.
Jim:BLABAKABOOYATA!

by O'Beastly October 21, 2008

Ballblaster

1. A toy that shoots balls.

2. When you unexpectedly get hit in the balls/testes.

3. When a person gives oral pleasure to your testicles.

1. I got a new ballblaster that shoots googolplex balls/second!

2. During my negotiations in Sparta, King Leonidas unexpectedly ballblasted me with his boot.

3. A hobo at the bus station gave be an exquisite ballblaster for an old dimebag.

by T4rd January 12, 2008

The Rocky Balboa

v. - to ejacualate in a girl's mouth and before she has any time to spit or swallow the semen, proceed to throw her a haymaker to the side of the face and watch the semen fly out of her mouth.

(ala the blood from a boxer's mouth when he is punched hard enough)

so she blew me last night and right after i came, i give hit that b*tch with the Rocky Balboa

by derdershortbus1 September 3, 2011