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Blagglesnarf

a word that doesn't technically exist, used when one cannot think of any word to say
Person 1: Go fuck yourself.
Person 2: Yeah...well....Blagglesnarf!
by shadowsol93 July 20, 2010
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blagojevich

Just another corrupt governor from Illinois, which thinks that most people from Illinois are just stupid *!@#&*!@ idiots that keep on !@#*!@#!@#ing electing him.

A vain governor, known to erect signs of "Rod Blagojevich, governor" over the Illinois Tollway system. Was inspired by his German Shepherd dog which urinated on the neighbor's trees, thus marking its territory.

Blago's hairdo usually covers his "to-do" list. Most of his corrupt evidence, including the desire to force children from some Children's Hospital to pay to play so they can get their life-saving heart transplant. But according to Blagojevich, those little !*&@#&($#% should suffer if they don't pay him.

The very same governor put signs over patches of weeds in honor of his, gawd-all-mighty spoiled as hell, soccer mom bitch, Patti Blagojevich.


Not to be confused with Weird Al Yancovich which has more character and a better hairdo.
Dan: Blagojevich is my governor
Rob: Ummm.... Blago... blago... jev... yavi... ich
Dan: Yeah... well did you hear some kid had to pour out his last savings to get his life back?
Rob: Yeah... he died because he was missing 2 pennies.
Dan: Damn bastard!
by Danno79 January 12, 2009
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blagging

Wasting time on the internet, i.e. surfing, checking email, facebook, etc.
John didn't socialize with anybody because he was too busy blagging on web forums.
by Matthew Creveling May 13, 2008
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Blagojevich

A sexual position in which the male gets behind the female, puts his hands on her hips, and then attempts to sell the Illinois Senate Seat to the highest bidder.
Mitch tried to pull the old "Blagojevich" on his girlfriend last night...he broke his pelvis and was dragged away by the Illinois State Police and a visibly excited Harry Reid.
by Raptor J3sus January 4, 2009
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Blago

To be offered a trade of something of value for the enrichment of the sleaze-ball making the trade. In honor of our wonderful Governor Blagojevich.
John pulled a blago on me: he offered to give me his grandfather's priceless Stradivarius for two tickets to the ball game.
by David Edelstein December 18, 2008
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Blaggin

A term used to describe a guy who is engaged in conversation and flirtacious behaviour with a girl he fancies.
Mike: "Hey Bob, did you see Jay and Nicola at lunch?

Bob: "No, why?

Mike: "Ohhh, lad, Jay was blaggin for sure"
by Doodleluspippus December 6, 2010
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Bláge

A word you can substitute for names of things you do not know. Most useful if you are pointing at the object you desire.
"I'll have a latte and a the bláge thanks"
by Dannii Minogue March 15, 2017
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