being a bandit

To get so intoxicated that you literally shit yourself while in the company of all the employees you supervise. To have to be carried out of the house like a newborn baby. At the same time being at least three times the age of everyone else at the party.

Danny: What the fuck is that god awful smell?

Suraj: I think Al is being a bandit

Danny: Jesus... Why the fuck did we get him to take 14 shots of fireball?

Al: M-i-s-s-i-i-s-i-p-i-p

Danny: ..............

by Wednesdayy89 September 10, 2013

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Robo Bandit

1.) great thief of Robitussin. 2.) Person who can at one time steal $60 worth of DXM out of any given location without capture or being discovered. 3.) See

Chase was the first robo bandit to steal 3 bottles, 5 boxes of triple c's and a stick of gum.

by Da Mace September 25, 2011

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silk bandit

A bandit who wears an item of clothing made from silk to hide his face when burglarisingshops,banks,bookmakers

Oh dear hide behind this wall quick ! It would seem there's a bandit in town ."hang on he's got silk leggings round his face" ah yes it's the silk bandit .

by Baldegggeordie November 12, 2015

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weiner bandit

a gas station employee, usully with the nickname Flea, who swipes the spoiled hot dogs from the grill for his own pleasure

"Can you believe Flea made off with all those hot dogs. He is such a weiner bandit!"

by amandas toy October 26, 2011

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Glitter Bandit

When someone is giving you oral sex and right before you climax you say "Im the glitter bandit." The person looks up in confusion and you shoot all over their face than throw a handful of glitter sticking in your juices. They will be cleaning glitter outta there hair for days.

I got with Ryan last week and he gave me the glitter bandit. I'm still finding glitter in my hair...

by Glitter Bandit October 11, 2014

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