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Backwards Mong

A hairstyle in which the wearer has all of his/her head shaved besides the back of his/her head. This is not to be confused with a mullet, as it is far more extreme.
Frog: That man has a backwards mong!
Horse: That could be deceptive if he was wearing a motorcycle helmet
by digztytwo August 3, 2010
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backward poncho

When a girl is so unattractive, that u make her put a poncho on backward to cover her face and body. this is the most degrading form of the paper bag.
Sam: Yo did you fuck the sea monster last night?
AJ:Hell yea, i gave that bitch a backward poncho.
Avi: preach it
by AJ castellini April 8, 2008
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backwards tomato

somebody who seems queer, but is straight.
“Have you seen that girl, Azzy? I thought she was gay. but apparently not
“Yeah, shes a bit of a backwards tomato.”
by sallythesalmon December 30, 2021
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BACKWARD CIRCLE

RIDING A FIXED GEAR BICYCLE WILE PEDALING BACKWARDS IN A CIRCLE...
AFTER GETTING ALL LIQUORED UP AT THE ALOHA GRILL IN COSTA MESA, THE HOT BARTENDERS DARED ME TO BUST SOME BACKWARD CIRCLES FOR SOME LATE NITE FUN ... SO I DID FOO !!! WWW.BAKWARDCIRCLE.COM
by SLUTSONLY October 7, 2010
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Backwards Wank

The act of tucking ones penis between ones legs, to masturbate oneself from behind.
Steve "hey have you ever tucked your duck between your legs to walk from behind? Like a backwards wank?"
Dave "No..."
Steve "yeah me neither..."
by Spunk Sucker April 7, 2017
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Backwards People

The evil side of the human. They prefer the milk before the cerial, the creamer in before the coffee. They even go as far as to cook there food strait on the stove and then when the food is done cooking they put the vegetable oil on after its done cooking and then eat through the other end. Could end up being a male wanting to date one of those hot lesbian's, gnorw s'ti
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by rcsamDuckworth May 18, 2019
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backward boner

Where you are engaging in sex and you still have your whity tightys on, but you have to go poop really bad so you shit in your pants therefore looking like you have a "backward boner"
i was fuckin jenny last night but before that i had mexican so i shit my pants and got a "backward boner"
by James, Schwieger May 3, 2007
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