Interjection used in a situation that is slightly uncomfortable, often accompanied by a gesture where the lower arm is thrust out parallel to the ground with the hand open and fingers together with thumb on top.
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A state that occurs in social situations involving two or mpre people in which one individual makes an awkward comment that causes all involved to cease conversing with one another.
As the awkward bubble spreads from the source (original speaker), it leaves more silent in its wake as the general feeling of discomfort reaches more and more individuals.
As the awkward bubble spreads from the source (original speaker), it leaves more silent in its wake as the general feeling of discomfort reaches more and more individuals.
Psychology teacher: So, can anybody think of what their most vivid memory is?
Student 1: When I started my first day at school!
Teacher: OK. That's a good one. Anyone else?
Stident 2: I always remember the day my dad died.
-SILENCE as the awkward bubble spreads throughout the entire classroom, engulfing all in its wake-
Student 1: When I started my first day at school!
Teacher: OK. That's a good one. Anyone else?
Stident 2: I always remember the day my dad died.
-SILENCE as the awkward bubble spreads throughout the entire classroom, engulfing all in its wake-
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Get the Awkward Hot mug.Normally you get an awkward boner when standing next to the hottest girl ever, but your girlfriend is right next to you. The boner ends up sprouting from a little sapling, and turns into a huge ass tree just so everyone can see it.
Mike- "Hey Jennifer!" *Gets awkward boner*
Mike's girlfriend- oh you get a
Boner staring at her but not at me?!? Da fuq is this BS!!?!!?"
Mike's girlfriend- oh you get a
Boner staring at her but not at me?!? Da fuq is this BS!!?!!?"
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Get the Awkward Boner mug.When one clutches their hand into a loose fist as if holding a rolled up piece of paper, and shakes it back and forth in front of someone's crotch. This will make the person feel very awkward, at which point you will have to explain your actions to them in the following way. "See. . . a monkey is jacking you off . .. thats why its awkward!"
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Get the Awkward Monkey Fist mug.When you have to pretend to feel sorry for someone, but you really don't, so you just give them the most awkward, non-comforting shoulder pat in the world.
"Joey told me he just broke up with his girlfriend. I always hated her, so I just gave him the Awkward Shoulder Pat."
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