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Sean Avery

A man that owns bitches, especially brodeur, in the National Hockey League. His tactics of getting under the opposition's skin makes fans of the opposition cry like wuss bags.
George: Wow, you see Sean Avery last night?
Thomas: Yea, he completely fucked brodeur's shit up!
George: Man, can't wait to hear devils fans bitch and moan.
by Devils Suck January 23, 2009
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Avery

Definition 1: (n): Any person who is a major asshole, douchebag, or horrible person.

Definition 2: (n): A person with an unusual or disgusting smell that tries to cover with another horrible smell, like AXE.

Definition 3:(n): A young black guy living in a fantasy world. Believing he's hard as fuck, pretends he has money, tries way to hard to be a player, and has grown up in a white community, with white parents.
Definition 1: See that guy with the muscular mishapen body? Stay away from him cause he's a total Avery.

Definition 2: "Bro! What the fuck is that stink?!"
"Dude, Don't say anything it's just Avery be straight and ignore it."
"But he's a fucking dickmunch."
"Yeah, but he's also a total bitch. Don't piss him off or he'll act stupid."

Definition 3: Girl 1: "She's fucking with Avery now?"

Girl 2: " Yeah boo. How long do you think it'll take for him to catch on?"
Girl 1:"Girl, really? It's Avery we're talking about. He's not the brightest crayon in the box."

Girl 2:" Should we tell him about the stupid game we play? It's pretty harsh if he finds out on his own."

Girl 1:"He's the fakest motha fucka around.... don't even bother."
Girl 2:"True..."
by GP Princess ;* November 10, 2012
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Sean Avery

1. -verb: To play in the NHL and try to get away with little league tactics, forcing the NHL to create a rule because you have no respect for the game of Hockey.

2. "An unsportsmanlike conduct minor penalty (Rule 75) will be interpreted and applied, effective immediately, to a situation when an offensive player positions himself facing the opposition goaltender and engages in actions such as waving his arms or stick in front of the goaltender's face, for the purpose of improperly interfering with and/or distracting the goaltender as opposed to positioning himself to try to make a play."
Did you see the game last night? Sean Avery pulled a Sean Avery but the Devils still won, what a mayor of douchebagville.
by StabbAmonte April 19, 2008
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Jack Avery

Jack avery is an amazing singer with super curl hair that you can just get your fingers tangled in. Jack avery is a sexy beast and is the most handsome thing ever😳 Also you should go follow @mfkingxjack on tiktok:)
Jack Avery has super curly hair that looks like noodes
by mfkingxjack September 21, 2019
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Matthew Avery

Supper freaking awesome!!! You are so lucky to know him. All-Star Baseball Player.
by oompaville March 21, 2019
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Avery truths

An Avery truth is a lie, a vision of reality so twisted.
The republican debates were full of Avery truths.
by captaindaylight August 14, 2016
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avery cunningham

smells up every room she walks in. convinces herself she’s well liked when realistically it’s drastically the opposite. nobody likes her.
by don’t fuck with me :) June 11, 2018
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