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Musical Assholes

A sex act reserved usually for a man and several willing ladies in which the blind-folded man is seated on a couch and music is played. Whilst music is blaring the several ladies walk circles behind the seated man. When the man hits pause on the musical selection the nearest lady must jump upon him and have anal sexual intercourse. When man is tired of that rectum he hits play and the lady jumps off and the musical circle begins.
"Damn dude!" Exclaimed Kody. "Matt is so lucky, he played musical assholes with those triplets from the bar last night."
by Meat the Destroyer September 4, 2011
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assholian

An asshole, but worst.
You stupid assholian, stop doing stupid things.
by Anonymous August 5, 2003
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assholes

You know who or what you are people, you're probably some form of asshole.
Why.. must.. there.. be.. such.. a-holes. Either there are folks who are blunt, or insinuating shit to ya. Shut the fuck up, you bags. assholes! LOOSSERS!!
by see the good... December 1, 2009
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assholic

God, this teacher is so assholic.
by reynneth March 26, 2009
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assholic

noun: Someone who repeatedly and compulsively behaves like an asshole
adj.: describing the behavior of aforementioned person
As he raged on for the fifth time that week, she began to realize he had a problem—he was an assholic. And at that moment, she realized she was not to blame for his assholic behavior—the problem was his, not hers.
by Erin Merritt November 11, 2006
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That feeling you'd get looking into a bag of bloody cut out assholes that is intensified by the smell of shit.

Your so ugly that:
When you look at them you find it impossible to get aroused in the least.
People who have been told all their life they are disgusting pigs look upon you and are grateful.
Your Mom avoids family holidays so as not to have to hug you.
You have a stamp on you drivers license that says "NO PHOTO AVAILABLE"
That woman is homelier than a bag full of assholes!!
by Englethrope B Squeebe January 10, 2008
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houston assholes

the name the houston astros are called by us cib fand and i supose other astro hating team
dude greg maddux rocked the houston assholes last night
by jizzle dizzle July 25, 2006
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