dumb fat ugly bitch ass whore

a dumb fat ugly bitch ass whore is usually a word to use when you describe someone who is being a dumb fat ugly bitch ass whore.
this person almost always goes by the name of kai and they almost always have weird-ass Fucking eyebrows and moustache.

coolhotgirl12345- "wow that guy has some weird-ass fucking eyebrows and moustache."
dumb fat ugly bitch ass slut- "oh you mean kai? you can just call him a dumb fat ugly bitch ass whore"
coolhotgirl12345- "what a great name to call someone whos being a dumb fat ugly bitch ass whore

by coolhotgirl12345 July 1, 2020

Fat Lesbian's Ass

1) An expression proclaiming an extreme amount of apathy; especially regarding critics.

2) A negative amount of currency, usually an amount lost or owed.

Ex 1:
Woman: I would never date you because your car is not my type.

Man: I don't give A Fat Lesbian's Ass who you'd date, just roll over.

Ex 2: Hal: "How much do you still owe your landlord?"
Preston: "A Fat Lesbian's Ass!"

by fartCupper April 7, 2005

fat cow mutha fucka up in yo ass

a phrase commonly used by white people trying to sound black. they will typically use outdated black terms along with this phrase hoping to impress their cool half black but really white/mexican "friends". the usage of this term will most likely result with the violator shanked or beaten. or screaming teeheenaynaysha.
(((((:

Tiffany: yo, bitches, what up?
Jennifer: omg. shut up Tiffany before you get yo ass beaten!
Tiffany: there be a fat cow mutha fucka up in yo ass.
Jequarius: bitch, whachu say?
Tiffany: TEEHEENAYNAYSHA!!!!!!

by thecool3stcrack3rs March 18, 2009

a big fat person whos also a gay ass pervert who spends all his time looking at porn

idk

Hey daddy, can i look at porn online at your computer pls i want fuck people real hard online :) Im a a big fat person whos also a gay ass pervert who spends all his time looking at porn

by __________E____________ August 11, 2018

Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.

WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.

by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024

ass fatigue

when your ass gets sore from sitting for extended periods of time in an uncomfortable seat (e.g. metal folding chairs or bleechers)

I went to see the Chicago Cubs play, the game lasted almost four hours, when the game was over I had some major ass fatigue.

by Michael_Hunt July 5, 2009

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021