Massive Assive

a huge dump

Don't go into the restroom cos I just took a massive assive.

by Choco the Hilarious January 25, 2009

Gaffigan Aside

That thing Jim Gaffigan does when he speaks his innermost thoughts after telling a story during his stand-up shows. Some of his best lines are:
"He's a dick to his own baby!"
"What if Orville Redenbacher was in the audience?"

The world could be more interesting is everyone did this!

Boss: Would you be able to get this report ready for the big meeting tomorrow morning? Can you get it to me by the end of the day?
Me: Absolutely! (Gaffigan Aside: Or maybe not. It may be ready by the middle of the meeting in the morning.)

by Outlaw.edu March 27, 2010

The best rapper alive

Something that Lil Wayne will never be

Even if every other rapper died, lil wayne still wouldn't be the best rapper alive!

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022

un-alive

Not alive; Not not dead (in the sense of the definition of the word alive)

That corpse is un-alive.

by Stan K January 12, 2009

sexiest man alive

Someone who is ah muh gah, hottttt! In other words, Oliver Sykes, the lead singer of Bring Me The Horizon, an amazing metal band. :)

Bob: Who do you think is the sexiest man alive?

James: You.

Bob: O_O

by Kayliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii May 4, 2008

Dead or Alive

A really shallow fighting game, which, up until the previous parts of the series were released, was actually good. However, we find that there are some sad, sad male gamers, for reasons mentioned above, that toss off to this pathetic excuse for a game, due to the fact that it now mainly includes extremely large breasted women. Other than that-Dead of Alive IS an awesome band and if you DO think otherwise...well then you're a dipshit, case closed.

"You spin me right round, baby right round, like a record baby right round round"
Yeah! ^_~

by Tifa November 26, 2003

asideaways

{a-sahyd-a-weyz} Can also be spelled as assideaways.

The goofy skewed way certain people wear their baseball or trucker hats.

I have seen some guys wearing Skoal hats on asideaways, but they were more like apes with hats on.

by Tsarstepan October 11, 2012