Armenian Highway

The happy trail of a person who is of Armenian ethnicity, usually thicker and more lengthy than your average happy trail.

When my Armenian friend took off his shirt to tan on the beach, a child said “hey mommy look at that guys happy trail!” The mom replied “sweeet that’s not a happy trail, that’s an Armenian highway!”

by Phillybiop February 21, 2025

Armenian picnic

The act of jamming sticks of butter and or margarine, (can sub for peanut butter) and maple syrup into one’s anus before pushing it out over matzah crackers and having it eaten during an orgy.

“Invited a few friends over for an Armenian picnic and our new friend Chet brought Tolma, Chet’s such a noobe”

by Louis friend February 22, 2026

Armenian search

a searching technique that can involve questionably legal methods to find what one is looking for.

I saw a video of where a cop does an Armenian search and I had to look it up and see if they're allowed to.

by Mr. Downy September 1, 2025

Armenian Death Mask

The art of putting plastic wrap over your partners face, unloading diarrhea on it and then waiting until it hardens to create their likeness in the form of an excrement.

"Honey, grab the plastic wrap. I just had some six Crunchwrap Supremes and it's time for the annual Armenian Death Mask."

by Jarpasaurus September 30, 2025

Armenian facts

Words made by Armenians typically to spit at Azeris with very questionable logic.

Gevorg: COCA COLA OLDER THAN AZERBAIJAN!!!!!!
Mammad: Ok then Italy was never a country until 1871, also, what about the atabegs of Azerbaijan or Atropatene for example? Atropatene did include some of modern day Azerbaijan (North Aras) as well as the entire of Iranian Azerbaijan. It was founded by us back when we were Medes (We got assimilated a couple of centuries before, well some of us, while other part of us stayed Caucasian Albanian)
Gevorg: erm....
Mammad: Palestine is younger than coca cola if you are interested-
Gevorg: FUCK YOU FREE PALESTINE FUCK ISRAEL THEY WERE ONLY CREATED BECAUSE OF THE HOLOCAUST THE ONLY GOOD TURK IS A DEAD TURK I LOVE HOSANK ZIG HEIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mammad: POV, Armenian facts be like:

by ChampionAz May 2, 2025

Armenian Handjob

To give someone a handjob while on a tire-swing

"My girlfriend gave me an Armenian Handjob in her backyard last night"

by dopeshow69420 May 5, 2025

Armenian Oven

A sexual act where the dominant partner puts themself and the submissive partner under a blanket, covering the both of them with the dominant one on top. The dominant partner does whatever they can. Poop (smeared), urinate, cum, squirt, spit, smear ear wax, shoot milk, etc. Then the dominant partner takes the blanket and waves it in an attempt to dry their submissive counterpart off.

“Bro I gave my girl an Armenian Oven last night”

by AntwanWilsonIII November 15, 2025