When you put on all you can gear from last hunting season and proceed to sneak up on your cousin and bend him/her over and start jamming you 3inch errected penis into their asshole while pinching their nipples but in the end the cousin really enjoyed it
by Datboi1234 July 07, 2017
The act of jizzing in a woman's hair and putting her hair in your ass. After, clench your cheeks and pull the hair through, in order to straighten it.
Yesterday Aidan and I did the Arkansas hair straightener and it worked like a charm. My hair has never been more straight.
by Mr. Sumo88 April 25, 2024
Arkansas girls are beautiful, strong, and love able. They know how to have fun but at the same time they know how to be serious. If you ever find a true Arkansas girl never let her go. You will never find someone like her again. If you let her she will give you all of her love! She is not a city girl but she is not a total farm girl ether. She is just an around lovely person!
Y’all are such Arkansas girls!
by Lovely crazy April 21, 2019
by Crazy Tea May 24, 2020
The initiation of fellatio on an uncircumcised penis before it is fully erect, leaving the foreskin dangling like a wind sock. Arkansas is the home of Big River Steel, where the technique was pioneered.
Cashier: Why is your foreskin so floppy?
Customer: The missus just gave me the old Arkansas wind sock.
Customer: The missus just gave me the old Arkansas wind sock.
by HeyBubba June 05, 2023
Guy 1: Bro mrs hoggs so hot
Guy 2: Facts, I’m tryin to give her a arkansas trailblazer in her husbands chicken house
Guy 2: Facts, I’m tryin to give her a arkansas trailblazer in her husbands chicken house
When you give a girl a wet willy but instead of using your finger and saliva. You stick your cummed up dick in her ear.
by Camden Scott April 22, 2025