When you fuck your cousin and ur sister in a 1977 impala and down a whole bottle of motor fuel down both females vaginal entries and snorkel the fuel out with half a straw and the right side of your tongue.
by Gibby the dirty arkansas king April 18, 2021
Get the Dirty Arkansas mug.Blonde White mom who has 3 kids 2 sons ages 8 and 11 and one daughter age 15. Only plays Christian Music and Homeschools children with their only form of education being the bible.
My mom is such an arkansas mom, She caught me listening to fetty wap and made me reread the entire bible.
by ceoofsexandaverysexyman June 3, 2021
Get the Arkansas Mom mug.The Arkansas Wet Willie is where you go down to Booneville, Arkansas and go "mudding". While you are mudding you stop mid-way and start to have sexual intercouse. When finished, you go back to "mudding".
by Stinky_Pinkyyyyyy00 September 10, 2024
Get the Arkansas Wet Willie mug.A sexual act which requires a man whose foreskin has recently been cut off and a woman on her period.
To perform this act, one must stick the foreskin into the woman’s vagina before her period comes, and when she has it, it will “catch” her period blood for her (or come out with the blood), almost like covering a nosebleed with a ripped off kleenex.
To perform this act, one must stick the foreskin into the woman’s vagina before her period comes, and when she has it, it will “catch” her period blood for her (or come out with the blood), almost like covering a nosebleed with a ripped off kleenex.
Person 1: What did y’all do last night?
Person 2: I found out she was on her period, so I gave her an Arkansas Nosebleed and had intercourse with her!
Person 2: I found out she was on her period, so I gave her an Arkansas Nosebleed and had intercourse with her!
by guywhoinahole September 13, 2024
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Get the Arkansas slurpee mug.Wacky 'n' wonderful "A-to-Z" definitions pertaining to da "state wif another state's name inside it" region.
Prime examples of "alphabetical Arkansas" include:
Barkansas: A locale where da dogs are prolifically vocal.
Darkansas: A deep-south demographic where a lot of da citizens are either well-tanned or of African descent.
Harkansas: Where everyone either actively recalls past eras or listens up and pays attention.
Larkansas: A land with lots of songbirds.
Markansas: A state where either Mr. Twain lived, or they make extensive use of chalk and/or Sharpie-pens to identify items, specify locations/measurements, etc.
Narkansas: A "stool-pigeon mecca" where zealots habitually turn anyone over to da Feds who's associated with less-than-legal medicinal/recreational substances.
Parkansas: An area where young folks regularly share delightful "lovers lane" encounters.
Barkansas: A locale where da dogs are prolifically vocal.
Darkansas: A deep-south demographic where a lot of da citizens are either well-tanned or of African descent.
Harkansas: Where everyone either actively recalls past eras or listens up and pays attention.
Larkansas: A land with lots of songbirds.
Markansas: A state where either Mr. Twain lived, or they make extensive use of chalk and/or Sharpie-pens to identify items, specify locations/measurements, etc.
Narkansas: A "stool-pigeon mecca" where zealots habitually turn anyone over to da Feds who's associated with less-than-legal medicinal/recreational substances.
Parkansas: An area where young folks regularly share delightful "lovers lane" encounters.
by QuacksO October 6, 2024
Get the alphabetical Arkansas mug.1. When someone farts in your face when you bend down to pickup something from the floor.
2. When showering with someone else who farts when you bend down to pickup the soap.
3. When your significant other notices the backside of your underwear are discolored.
2. When showering with someone else who farts when you bend down to pickup the soap.
3. When your significant other notices the backside of your underwear are discolored.
I don’t know if I want to shower with you again after the Arkansas spray tan you gave me the last time.
I thought our relationship was going great until you decided it would be funny to give me an Arkansas spray tan.
See, this is why I won’t do your laundry… it’s just gross when you give your skivvies an Arkansas Spray Tan.
I thought our relationship was going great until you decided it would be funny to give me an Arkansas spray tan.
See, this is why I won’t do your laundry… it’s just gross when you give your skivvies an Arkansas Spray Tan.
by anonymous November 23, 2024
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