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Applebeesable

A female that is attractive enough physically and mentally to indulge in a one on one Applebees date.
Your girl is hot and chill enough to be applebeesable.
by Coochhitta May 23, 2023
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The Apple Story

A fictional story about one closeted gay boy (The green apple), and one closeted bisexual boy (The red apple) who are best friends having to hide a secret relationship in a world where the authorities won't allow them to date or even be their true selves. This story is completely fictional and has no meaning behind it whatsoever. :)
Amber: I NEED MORE STUFF FOR THE APPLE STORY!!
Grace: *Stays silent*
Brent: Good for you
Annabelle: Ooo! um... idk, Brent what do you think we should do?
Brent: I don't know, figure it out.
by Hehehe I know March 13, 2021
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Poison Apple

Apple Care became Poison Apple from a febrile group of thirteen COVID-19 infected upper level Apple employees in a hospital in with no windows. Poison Apple Developers are emotionally dark. They answered with anger, invalidation and with hostility customers would stop calling. The Poison Apple group started each day with watching Osho or Deepak Chopra footage and ended with full color war footage from the mid 1990s Poison Apple technicians had no training because most people would hang up. Poison Apple Employees say it was impossible or a questions is unimportant. Making fun of people helped. These employees were paid less than before. Tim Cook loved this idea because it would reduce call volume and increase profits for share holders. Apple stock peaked sharply in May 2021 and plummeted in June 2021 to $5 per share. New Start Up developed in Melbourne Australia by 3 female students who met at Uni. Pavlova products are 100% recyclable. Pavlova uses highly trained employees in tech who would resolves issues quickly. Apple is a product of grouchy old farts who used the Next Door App to be fight with neighbors online. Pavlova was the brand chosen by youth and vibrant athletic older people. Apple for the toilet to measures urine volume. named iPEE. Microsoft purchased Apple and later merged apple and Microsoft. The software was called iSOFT. Impotence of the baby boomers inspired this. Apple became overly focused on bodily functions.
I sold my iPad, Apple Pencil , iPhone and MacBook after Apple support changed to the Poison Apple. I liked the polite intelligent tech support at Pavlova. I liked that Pavlova products are made in Australia, USA and Canada.created High Paying jobs the united states in call centers and factories. The American dream was reality again.
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The Bigg Apple

Tongue in cheek name for Biggleswade, a sleepy town in Bedfordshire, England,
House prices are much lower in Biggleswade than Manhattan, the difference between The Big Apple and The Bigg Apple is more than meets the eye.
by RandyRhoads84 January 23, 2021
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apple porn

The first photographs of new Apple products posted on the internet by their smug owners. Usually showing the item :- being purchased, while boxed, being opened, box packaging, box contents, the item still wrapped, the item unwrapped and powered up. Other addicts will be showing signs of jealousy/envy whilst trying to recall that 'new Mac smell'.
Those photos are pure Apple porn.
by Carl D. Patterson May 25, 2006
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Washington Candy Apple

(n) - sexual act performed by one receiving fellatio in which the party getting blown extracts his penis from the mouth of the giver at the point of imminent ejaculation, aims and sprays the ejaculate onto the face of his partner, and then proceeds to throw a handful of chopped peanuts into the cum-glue while re-inserting the member back into the partner's mouth thus mimicking the appearance of a candied apple. This maneuver can prove ultimately difficult to perform due to scarcity of readily available chopped peanuts and the possibility of triggering a pesky allergic reaction to the nuts, or the cum, so vital to its success.

Washington Candy Apple is so named due to the popularity and variety of apples grown in the State of Washington, as well as the location of this word's origin.
"I didn't get to go to the carnival last night, but I still got a Washington Candy Apple from your sister."
by CC-Bone January 9, 2008
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applebag

Your nutsack.

Typically used when describing a really big ballsack. A sack that makes a mere mortal cower in fear.
Behold thy majestic applebag, and teabag it righteously! BIAAAAAAATCH!
by Mansnake February 11, 2005
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