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Los Angeles

A mostly Spanish speaking city that looks like a Mexican village anywhere outside the city's West side.
A huge, flat, ghetto.
Alvy Singer: "Los Angeles I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light."-Annie Hall (1977).
I lived in LA for my 4 year college time.
City is mostly dirty and full of homeless. Take any bus and you'll see for yourself. Or just walk in the street.
People are generally materialistic, fake. They think they're better than you if you're not a pretentious phony one like them. Not that you cant find other phonies in America, but per square mile it's more in LA.
Angelanos think they're racially diverse, but they're not. And they're racially divided.

It's not like you can strike a conversation with most easily bc e/o is so snobby and full of themselves. Humbleness and being yourself is not a trait Angelanos embody, because deep down people really are interested in what others will say all the frigging time. You cant be silly, awkward, it's "uncool", not fun, to most. Fitting into a shallowness culture is the most important thing here: Rich, famous, pretty, and/or hot are Angelinos inner values, more than in any other city.
The average one way 3 hour traffic makes you almost suicidal.
Cultural offerings in LA? Showing off a beach body at the pier. Or seeing Nila Tequila wannabes. And this comes from someone who's been to every museum here...
It also gets ridiculously warm (100++). Not enough rain.
IF YOU ARE SHALLOW, a bum, OR work in the entertainment industry, then LA will be a good city for you.
by carnitas_loco October 13, 2012
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angeleena

A girl that seems to attract many boys with her flirtation, but doesn't give all of them a chance to get her goodies. She's amazingly beautiful and can be a bit slutty. She gets heartbroken often, but doesn't let it get to her head for too long.
I wish I was more Angeleena
by Jojojoannie April 29, 2011
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los angeles

Not a fucking city at all. Just many spread out suburbs. A place with no soul or culture. Full of punks and hoseheads of every kind. Capital of the devoid.

People drive all around LA, what does that tell you? If it was interesting they would walk more, like in New York or San Francisco.

A place that exports nothing of value, including culture, but sucks up so many resources to maintain like the dry braindead wastehole it is!!
Yo I'm coming straight outta LA, I just got this nigga spray dead in red, cuz he was wearing red.

Now imma go piss on a palm tree, sniff shit in the garage, walk round on my circle shape block, then suck some mo LA cock!! Surfs up dude!
by BOMB this desert October 2, 2004
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los angeles

Hippest city in the world.
L.A. (see above).
by R.A. March 27, 2004
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Los Angeles

a city in California, it's the best city in the U.S., people from S.D., N.Y., Ect. hate L.A.
Guy from S.D.: Los Angeles sucks
Guy from L.A.: stop hating bitch
by Ghost562 September 1, 2006
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A MLB team with an identity crisis, so they created this ridiculous name for their team. Nobody cared about them as the "California Angels" and nobody cared about them as the "Anaheim Angels," so they tried this newest name. Sadly, it hasn't helped, and even though they fluked their way to a World Series Championship in 2002, nobody cares about this team. Perhaps some other teams that nobody cares about should try renaming themselves similarly, such as "The Washington Nationals of the District of Columbia."
by yodayodayodayoda July 30, 2006
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Los Angeles

A City Known for its Beautiful Brown Skies, Superficial Locals and Sports teams with an Extreme Lack of Respect.
by Elleinad April 27, 2003
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