The most beautiful woman in the world. If you can picture a merge between Angelina Jolie and Kate Beckinsale, but with red hair, you have come close to the luminous beauty that is embodied in the woman named Angelleca. The laws of physics do not apply to Angelleca, and generally cease to operate in her immediate area: nature falls in love with vacuums, force is somewhat less than mass times acceleration, and the area under the curve is whatever it damn well pleases because she has some very sexy curves.
Think of a twelve car pileup. Now imagine the reason is because all twelve drivers were distracted by the fine legs of a sexy woman in a tight skirt. That woman is Angelleca.
by TheManOfMyPeople February 5, 2010