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The most spectacular event imaginable in the universe.

Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.
Girl 1: Are you coming to Josh's party tonight?

Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.

**Later that night**

Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!

Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.
by newsvava February 12, 2009
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Dot warner from Animaniacsfull name, damn that’s a long fucking name
“I’m Princess Angelina contessa Louisa Francesca banana fanna bo besca the third, but you can call me Dot!”
by YakkoSimp November 28, 2020
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Angelina wait

a girl named Angelina get married to a boy Andrew wait and he last name now is wait
A girl and a boy get married a.k.a. a boy and a girl fall in love and the boy proposes to her a.k.a. gives her a ring And as soon as they get married the girl takes the boys last name and now her name for instants would be Angelina wait married and Jilliand as soon as they get married the girl takes the boys last name and now her name for instants would be Angelina Wait married Andrew wait before they got married her name was Angelina DellaDara
by Married Pepsi October 30, 2019
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Angelina

A person who won’t suck your brothers dick because they have an expander in there mouth
A: y won’t u suck my dick
Angelina: because I have an expander in my mouth
by I like big balls October 26, 2022
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Angelina

a very good friend who is stupidly crazy and sucks at keeping secrets she is very good at making you laugh and extremely good at making sheep spunds. she tries very hard and allways manages to make people around her smile. she is also extremely pretty
person1: omg did u hear a sheep
person2: no its just angelina
by dsafydgfxjf December 3, 2021
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Angelina Kesto

A really pretty girl who’s approachable and easy to become friends with. Shes really funny and laughs a lot. She’s usually nice to everyone, but if you get on her nerves, good luck.
Person 1: Wow you’re friends with Angelina Kesto? Lucky!
Person 2: All I had to do was say Hi!
by Yourmomiskindofhot January 26, 2022
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