andres

yummy <3

andres is gonna be SEXY when we get into high school :D

by brianna&macie. October 18, 2008

Andres the Short Mayate

Andres a guy that tries too hard to get pussy but actually wants dick. His dick is usually between 1-2 inches erect and goes for girls that are too ahead of his league. He makes a good friend but only when you’re with others so you can laugh at him. He looks like Toro Max and he wonders why he gets no bitches. Andres is about 3”5 ft on a good day.

No mames look at Andres the Short Mayate trying to get at Daniela.

by Andy the Mayate October 12, 2019

andress

the tip of a penis

yo my andress is crusty af

by Jijt February 5, 2019

Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador

The 58th President of Mexico who is the best and currently not the most CORRUPT unlike the last president who RUINED the whole Fucking country. He's a left winger from the National Regeneration Movement or MORENA. He used to be in the PRI until he left the party around the late 80s. That was one of the greatest decisions he has ever made.

Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador won the election with 53% of the vote

by AMLO_Tucanes_Obrador May 20, 2019

Andrews

Generally, the sirname of a pretty average family-
usually consisting of 4 to 5 members
The mother who is full of common sense and knowledge but when confronted by a maths question, a look will strike them as if they've just landed. Usually left to do the housework, then refuses to do it anymore, then can't stand living in a dump. Loves her children dearly, to an irritating extent.

The father, a slightly overweight individual with above average intelligence, who doesn't know how old his children are or in fact when their birthdays are. Is easily won over, and likes birds.

Child No.1, under average intelligence, popular with the fellow under averages. Takes after mother.

Child No.2 Over average intelligence, but can't be bothered to exceed. Unlucky- but lives by the song line that "everything little thing, will be alright" Takes after father.

Child No.3 The milkmans child. No-one knows where this one came from. Knows where half the countries are on a map, and have a specific group of weird friends, but is very funny.

Mother: I'M NOT DOING IT ANYMORE
Child No.2 : No-ones forcing you to do it
Mother: *gradually witnesses the house being destroyed*
Mother: *tidies*
Child No.3: Why am I a part of the Andrews family?

by BritishReject April 20, 2011

Andreas

Andreas is a beautiful person preferably male that is usually Greek or Italian he is very funny and popular but also a dickhead and can be violent at some times that he can't control there anger. The girls also fall for him as he is amazing in bed,anytime any day he is also a sex god. He is also athletic and uaualy blonde or brown hair he also has a big penis(ladies) he also has a good taste in musics and clothes.unfortunatly he/she army very good at dancing or spelling, and if in school he is the cheeky/naughty one

Andreas is going to the party!!

Yes!
Girl faints

by Annomonussss September 12, 2017

Andres

Super cute, an awesome boyfriend to any girl,super nice you just have to get to know him, an amazing kisser, will talk with you all day, he can be stupid at times but aren't all guys stupid at times, his friends are nice but they get on your nerves,can make you laugh even if your cat died, you could cute you finger on his jaw line, he will do anything for you! He is super protective he will beat up any guy when he gets jealous.

Wow Andres cut me with his jaw line. Ouch👍🏼

by Capandalover June 3, 2018