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by BigChi123 September 26, 2018
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Crib Abuse

When people use you for your house and go there whenever it’s available while you never get anything in return. They abuse the privilege of hanging out at your crib.
“Damn i’m suffering from crib abuse jake and robert always come to my house during the weekend and never invite me to anything.”
by Hayes Lamoureux November 13, 2018
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wrong-cumfully abused

when one is pleasuring them selves to multiple images/videos on the internet... as they approach their climax feel a heightened crave to search for a better or more appealing image/video to their liking and end up reaching their climax to an image/video that it's unbearably reasonable to understand how they just ejaculated on their hand/computer/towel/paper towel/carpet/ceiling to an image/video they got caught watching while clicking and pointing in a fanatic hysteria of indulgence
you or someone you know is checking out some great porn... you click on another thumbnail of a related porn because they are tagged similarly and before you know it after a few more points and clicks you get a video of something that is nothing like the thumbnail image displayed and are wrong-cumfully abused to something you would normally make a sour face at.
by BrainAssembler November 26, 2010
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Skee-Ball Abuse

Skee-Ball Abuse (SBA) is a trick found in 2018 the game Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom. It is used to gain massive amounts of shiny objects in little time. To do it, travel to the Skee-Ball carnival game in Goo Lagoon. Bring two stone tikis over to it and throw one of them into the 10 hole. Then, Bowl into the hole using the bubble bowl. Next, you should throw another tiki on top of the bubble bowl ball. You should see a yellow "10" on the screen and hear the sound repeat if done correctly.
Skee-Ball Abuse was the best trick ever discovered in Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom. It is way more important than Cruise-Boosting.
by SHiFT_HD February 15, 2019
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peroxide abuser

Poser,thinks the world revolves around them. Bleached hair, claims to skate, lame, messed, what more can u ask of a poser?
"I'm so cool, I did a nollie 360." No you didn't, you peroxide abuser
by right/with/the/world December 19, 2002
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hashtag abuser

When you overuse the hashtag symbol, especially on non-Twitter/Instagram apps. Includes having more hashtags than words in your post, adding the prefix "insta" to everything, tagging things that aren't really related, and making hashtags longer than sentences.
FB post: Staffing the ambo today, looking forward to a great shift. #ems #fire #firedepartment #fireandrescue #instafire #instafirerescue #instagood #crossfit #hangingwiththecrew #workinghard #idonthatemyjob #skillstopaythebills #hustleandflow #bringinhomethebacon

"Man that's some serious hashtag abuse."
by user_name July 28, 2014
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caps abuse

when someone types or writes in capitals either by accident or on purpose.

this is very common in instant messengers where someone will accidently have caps lock on and then type or accidently press the caps lock button on mid sentence. It looks very annoying and signifys that they constantly shout.
Example 1: what you doiNG LATER ON?
example 2: OKAY I DONT MIND
example 3: I DoNt TyPe WiTh CaPs AbUsE
by Geon106 June 6, 2007
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