Alfie Cijoy

He is a pretty cool guy, he is 6'8" and hates period cramps and loves women's rights.

Alfie Cijoy is so sigma!!! *as he walks non-challantly*

by jlkadsjkadsadskjl March 13, 2025

Alfie

The biggest asshole you will ever meet. He is so cocky about sports and somehow gets a girlfriend. He is the type of person to picks his nose.

Person 1 "Who is that annoying person over there."
Person 2 "Oh, that is Alfie

by Timmytonga5 July 14, 2020

turned alfie

getting beaten up so bad you become a stupid, wide mouthed prick.

lol at school james got beaten up so bad he got turned alfie

by bdotty April 17, 2020

Alfie

Absolute stud gets all the ladies mainly Bundalengerz. He also hangs like a horse.

“Alfie you have a huge sausage” - Bundalengerz

“Get back you dosser”- alfie

by SuperStud101 November 24, 2021

Alfie Withers

When you are able to cheat on your girlfriend multiple times and get away with it.

I pulled an Alfie Withers last night. I got to finger a minor!!!

by AlfieWithersFan September 8, 2021

alfie staples

Fucking stud

Are you an Alfie Staples?

by Monday 15th June June 20, 2022

Alfie

a massive dildo

i like alfies

by kaitlyn xxxx March 20, 2023