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academic victim

Inverse of an academic weapon.

Someone who is doing absolutely shit at school. Awfully so. Irredeemably bad.
I'm such an academic victim. I'm failing all my classes.
by itigo October 26, 2024
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Academic Freak

A person that gains sexual satisfaction from obtaining new information or learning something new. Particularly in an academic setting.
Did you see Moah got bricked up in class today?

Yeah, I heard that he's an Academic Freak!
by BudsonBaggy April 6, 2025
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Academic Exit

A person who sneaks out of lectures unnoticed, and/or drops out of their education
oh no, Adam made an academic exit

I made a well-calculated academic exit last week

- Where is Adam?

- He made an academic exit during the break
by anonymous April 27, 2023
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Academic Weapon

Someone who despite flu symptoms, tiredness, and being cursed with Freckles GETS ON THE INTELLECTUAL GRIND; particularly at a public school
That chick over there skipped class just cause her brothers sick, not an academic weapon if you ask me.”
by Flumper42 January 23, 2024
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Academic Tantrum

The urge to respond to something completely wrong with a 500 word referenced essay.
Annoying sign: The government hit you with a 25% tax increase on your cigarettes. How much more can they take from you?

You: Gah! Academic Tantrum time!

*pulls out health references and starts to write response, ignoring half finished study, then gets all passive aggressive and makes a post on Urban Dictionary."
by Elspeth Macyena May 19, 2011
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Academic Mullet

When an individual attends a private, Ivy League institution for undergrad followed by a public, state institution for graduate work.

A “business in the former, party in the latter,” if you will.
That dude has a total academic mullet. He went to Yale for undergrad and SUNY Cortland for his master’s degree...
by MackieD. October 24, 2019
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madison academic high school

preppy but cool. has a secrect graffiti room. you can find a lot of goth/emo kids but oh well
Madison Academic high school is a pretty ok place
by thatpurplehairedgrungekid October 19, 2019
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