A modern slang term for an idiot. Comes from a very rare term for people with disabilities from the 16th century, particularly downs syndrome, which in turn came from a 15th century term for Eskimos and people of near eastern decent. No longer has any racial or disability connotations, but is still derogatory.
by Xython May 14, 2019
Absolute G
by CasperG April 23, 2018
by notmyrealnamesowereallgoodmyma November 03, 2017
n. A word homophonic to the commonly used word "absolutely" , used to indicate use of alcohol while using the homophone as a cover-up so as to preserve complete honesty in answering and to add the element of humor when around friends. Commonly used by middle schoolers, high schoolers, college students, workers with a hangover in the workplace, alcoholics attending meetings, drunk drivers and pilots, and nursing home residents. Derived from the well-known vodka brand Absolut, and its homophone in the english language "absolute".
Mother: So, Bridget, what did you do at that party last night?
Bridget: Absolut-ly nothing at all, mom.
RA: Sir, please open your book bag and empty the contents onto the table
Alan: Dude, I don't need to, I've got absolut-ly nothing in there.
Alex: Am I drunk yet?
Ben: Absolut-ly, and I think Dr. Kolena can hear us, these walls are paper-thin.
Bridget: Absolut-ly nothing at all, mom.
RA: Sir, please open your book bag and empty the contents onto the table
Alan: Dude, I don't need to, I've got absolut-ly nothing in there.
Alex: Am I drunk yet?
Ben: Absolut-ly, and I think Dr. Kolena can hear us, these walls are paper-thin.
by Team Benevolence August 15, 2006
Something or Someone with enough charisma or power to make all mortals before him perish and can exterminate all forms of a problem with ease.
Robber: Put the money in the bag or I kill this bitch!
Officer: We need back up! He has a hostage!
Sheriff: Unload sector C-51.
*Massive wall opens up from the ground, releasing AU from his dormant slumber*
*Robbers instantly fall to their knees begging for forgiveness from the Absolute Unit’s spiritual pressure*
Officer: We need back up! He has a hostage!
Sheriff: Unload sector C-51.
*Massive wall opens up from the ground, releasing AU from his dormant slumber*
*Robbers instantly fall to their knees begging for forgiveness from the Absolute Unit’s spiritual pressure*
by yeetus that feetus March 31, 2019
A phrase meaning "unbelievably cool", "hella tight", and can be used when a good occurence takes place.
Chick: Dude! I just illed your mom in Tony Hawk pro Skater 4 and CS!
Dude: OMFG that's absolutely smack!
Dude: OMFG that's absolutely smack!
by otownispunkrawk July 22, 2003