Refers to the more light-hearted/trivial-affliction-related (i.e., non-substance-abuse or other serious-addiction-type condition) gatherings of sufferers where everyone shares life-stories and fellowship, and tries to assist each other in reducing/alleviating said unfortunate conditions/infirmities. Examples would include Belchers Anonymous (at all the other meetings listed here, they serve you tasty carbonated drinks, but at this meeting, you only get non-fizzy libation so that you won't start burping!), Bellyachers Anonymous, Colliders Anonymous (for folks who often clumsily blunder into objects/people), Foot-steppers Anonymous (again, this would be for those of you who don't adequately watch where you're walking, and so you accidentally tread on others' toes a lot), Groaners Anonymous (they seat you in chairs with heating-pads and offer you pain-relievers), Grumblers Anonymous, Stumblers Anonymous, Whiners Anonymous, Yawners Anonymous (at all the other meetings they let you sit on comfy upholstered chairs, but here they make you sit on hard wooden benches so that you don't get too relaxed and then start sleepily displaying your tonsils), etc.
One amusing fact about alternative anonymous meetings is that quite a number of any particular meeting's attendees may also suffer from a lot of the maladies and shortcomings addressed in other anonymous meetings, as well (i.e., achy people who copiously moan and groan also tend to complain a lot and mindlessly bumble into and/or step on the feet of unsuspecting souls unfortunate enough to happen to be in their paths), and so you tend to see a lot of familiar faces at many of the various meetings.
by QuacksO July 12, 2019
Get the alternative anonymous meetingsmug. Some urbdic user who holds the record for publishing the most urban dictionary definitions. He's my fucking idol!
by UltimateDoge July 29, 2022
Get the Anonymousmug. Anyone who is going to use this as his stage name is going to be G.O.A.T of writers and Neurosurgeon.
by Dr_Anonymous November 24, 2023
Get the Dr Anonymousmug. Hym “I’m not anonymous. You know exactly who I am. And you have to let this ‘If you said it to my face I would punch you thing.’ If I’m more capable of violence, I get to say whatever I want now? I’m also me with derision and contempt of the internet. I also don’t have a lot of Facebook friends. You constantly try to frame me as a narcissist but when you list the criteria, it just doesn’t apply to me. I said you would say that. About the attention? I said you would say it. RIGHT AGAIN! CAPTAIN ALWAYS RIGHT! See, I love how you draw a conclusion and have people on to try and legitimize that conclusion.”
by Hym Iam November 7, 2022
Get the Anonymousmug. by larryisreal678 July 27, 2020
Get the shitters anonymousmug. Anonymous Gene is an Internet stalker and dickhead. He is known for his attempted doxxing (which he sucks at, terribly) and his hatred of Onision . It is believed that Anonymous Gene is gay and Chris Hansen is his butt-buddy.
Remember that time Anonymous Gene tried to doxx Tara but doxxed the wrong person instead? What a damned idiot.
by The Madd Catter December 23, 2024
Get the anonymous Genemug. by OG Giggleshitter December 23, 2024
Get the Pegaholics Anonymousmug.