clammy anderson

An ancient and historically sought after exercise in sexual deviance said to have been so disgusting that it propmted capitalism. Six participants lie back on a handmade mat shitting wildly like a wall fountain. Originated as a cultural right of passage, Asia Minor
An alchemist spends his life searching for a recipe that produces gold from metal. A clemist, such as I, have already discovered and translated the riddles of human sexual curiosity at its finest: the clammy anderson
by fuck you who gives January 23, 2009
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Douglas Anderson

A strange creature that lives in the land of Retardia. He jerks off to random objects such as flowers or rocks. He likes to grope fellow Douglas Andersons as well as another creature that goes by the name of Colin Chan. He has the ability to watch hentai without cumming.
Ew, a Douglas Anderson! Run away!
by thermal_blade December 10, 2019
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Gillian Anderson

Hottest woman alive.
Tv icon (bi-con).
Turns all the girls and nbs gay (including me).
Part of the sexiest duo ever (with David Duchovny).
I love her.
Person: "Who is that woman on your lock screen? And what is 'xfiles'?"
Me: "WHO IS THAT? WHO IS THAT??? FIRST OF ALL SHE IS NOT A WOMAN, SHE'S A GODDESS AND HER NAME IS GILLIAN ANDERSON.
SECOND OF ALL GET. OUT. OF. MY. HOUSE. AND COME BACK ONLY AFTER YOU'VE WATCHED THE X-FILES."
by TheBeatlesGeo February 08, 2022
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Luke Anderson

Can you smell spice? Oh nvm it's just Luke Anderson
by Pawley the beast July 29, 2017
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Rachel Anderson

someone who embraces and is the embodiment of a vegan, phrases such as " she's such a vegan!" are often used when asked to describe her. common sign's of a Rachel Anderson are conversations of how they want a nipple piercing, the rape, and murder animals go through on a daily basis, and how fire brings joy. despite this, they are often loyal and funny friends and, have to take care of their group of friends when things get out of control. they also can't have edibles because they aint vegan
" oh ya, she has all the characteristics of a Rachel Anderson."
by wfaiwuiuawhfuiawui February 15, 2017
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Pamela Anderson

sexy mamma that i want to put my huge dick into. she'd like that
"oh man. this feels great pamela."
"i think the same about you."
by the man of her dreams July 01, 2003
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