alfie

he’s a toxic person and normally they are really ugly .For some reason everyone bum licks him

Omg why is alfie texting me i hate him

by your nan eats my cum April 6, 2020

Alfie stage

When u are completely obsessed with someone u feel u have no chance with

Boy 1: corr she is fit. Too bad i don’t have any chance with her
Boy 2: looks like you’re in the Alfie stage mate

by Your nan123 December 23, 2019

Alfie

An absolute twat, that is 13 years old, he is also squeaky and the biggest tightass in this world. An absolute British prick. He is the most retarded kid in the year and has such an ego in tech.

"Oh look it's Alfie again, shit."

by Beaztly July 5, 2021

Alfie

Alfie’s are tough oftentimes they get told they take steroids the have huge whale dicks and get all the pussy

Alfie’s have great bicep genetics and all the girls love them

by The big a _76 November 23, 2021

Alfie hurrell

Alfie hurrell is the kind of guy to get a girlfriend and spend all day shagging her but hey who am I to judge it’s what he does

Person 1:mate he’s with his lass all day everyday

Person 2: he has pulled an alfie hurrell

by Abcdefudaddyxxx April 9, 2023

Alfie & Ben

Alfie and Ben, they're just those guys at work or school that lick each others asshole's for breakfast lunch and dinner.
This is their ideal entertainment for each hour of the day.

Alfie and Ben are probably the classic Anime viewers who actually believe it gives some insight into the real world.

"Hey watch out for Alfie & Ben they're at it again!" "Oh yeah I'll make sure to stay away from them"

by g292922 January 25, 2022

Alfie

A sheep

Alfie is a sheep

by Pancake ;) November 24, 2021