Actual Fucking Agony

When you whip again and the TP is more bloody then shitty, but still shitty

A: What do you wish upon me?
B: Actual Fucking Agony
A: jfc man...

by cummy2 September 29, 2020

Ur uncle is actual a bisexual

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur son a nun combined together in a shitfest

Person 1 "ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur son a nun"
Person 2 "ur uncle is actual a bisexual"
Person 1 *implodes, the sun has engulfed the whole system and is constantly feeding for more sources to over grow its size*

by Heyo im a guyo May 12, 2018

actual dickhead

A person who is always a stubborn prick regardless of atmosphere or time frame.

Richard ate all of the coolwhip with his pie, hes an actual dickhead.

by larcod February 4, 2018

Actual loser

John babino

Hey it's an actual loser

by Ewitssabrina January 25, 2017

this dude is actually fucking a dead body

Holy shit what the fuck why would he do this

Brian: “this dude is actually fucking a dead body”
Jake: “what the hell why would he do something as horrible as that?”
Brian: “he said no homo tho”
Jake: “oh ok it’s fine then”

by Lil big 4x October 16, 2019

Actual frog

A word used when someone is annoying you.

I'm gonna jump off this roof!
No don't fucking jump off the roof you actual frog

by anonymous December 19, 2020

Actually dogwater kid

Anyone who has a brain which might be considered to a 5 year old having a tantrum.

Person 1: You're actually dogwater kid
Person 2: Go outside and ACTUALLY touch grass.

by Take a lesson from me November 8, 2021