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If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday

An empty threat made in response to perceived asshole-ery, typically via text message.
If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday.
by pettibzb November 23, 2011
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Maybe

adverb
perhaps; possibly.
"maybe I won't go back"
Similar:
perhaps
possibly
conceivably
it could be (that)
it is possible (that)
for all one knows
happen
peradventure
perchance
mayhap
haply
percase
noun
a mere possibility or probability.
"no ifs, buts, or maybes"
by lucas x william November 6, 2020
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maybe knife

That knife you use after making a sandwich and place on the edge of the sink because you might decide to make another sandwich
"Why is it that everytime I go into the kitchen there's a knife just sitting on the edge of the sink? Why can't you just put it IN the sink?"
"That's the maybe knife, because maybe I'll make another sandwich, maybe I won't. But I don't want to dirty up another one if I might make another in forty-five minutes."
by Red_Tandem_Bicycle April 30, 2024
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Yeah, maybe

What I say to that random kid in my apartment complex who asks if I hate him
Random kid: do you hate me
Me: yeah, maybe
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T-Maybe

mobile service that may work or may not work; also known as T-mobile
"You hang up on me, bitch?"
"No, the call dropped"
"Yeah, right!"
"I swear, I have T-maybe"
"oh, shit...I'm sorry, girl"
by Ash Milholland December 16, 2023
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