A term typically used in the adult film industry when a man achieves orgasm, but has a ridiculously small ejaculation, similar to that of a hamster.
"Jenna Jameson was ready to take his load in her face, but was disappointed by a measly hamster pop."
by Ding May 7, 2003
Get the hamster popmug. by Don K. Kong January 27, 2010
Get the ghetto hamstermug. An alcoholic beverage composed of 8oz of Smirnoff Ice Triple Black (or your favorite flavored malt beverage, NEVER USE BEER!) and four ounces of tequila. Drink or pour into a cup four oz. from the Smirnoff bottle (leaving 8, duh) and refill with tequila. Cover the bottle and shake, then chug as fast as you can. Drinking the panty hamster in this way is called "Shaving the Panty Hamster."
1. Dude, if you're lookin' to get fucked up quick, let's shave a couple Panty Hamsters.
2. Aaron shaved four panty hamsters in like five minutes, and now he is passed out on the driveway.
2. Aaron shaved four panty hamsters in like five minutes, and now he is passed out on the driveway.
by fencecat42 September 5, 2008
Get the Panty Hamstermug. When you're mad at your boyfriend so you blow another dude, then keep his jizz in your cheeks like a hamster. Then, you go back to your manwhore and make out with him, giving him some of your hamster load.
Daquain didn't buy me the right type of ice cream so I went to the club and gave him an angry hamster when I got back.
by Steffaninja June 23, 2017
Get the angry hamstermug. Stealing food from a love interest,
Drinking drinks of another person's to mark ones territory.
Elementary flirting by bullying
Like the fellow hamster who marks ones territory
And steals nourishment from loved ones
Drinking drinks of another person's to mark ones territory.
Elementary flirting by bullying
Like the fellow hamster who marks ones territory
And steals nourishment from loved ones
by KmLK philosopher May 1, 2018
Get the hamster hoardingmug. A term frequently used on gay hookup apps indicating a desire for someone to have anal sex with the speaker.
This term comes from a derogatory gay stereotype that gay men choose it insert small animals into the rectum. While largely untrue, there has been enough fear/horror/disgust about the old ‘hamster up the wazoo’ concept that this sad tale has been woven into countless tasteless gay jokes.
This term comes from a derogatory gay stereotype that gay men choose it insert small animals into the rectum. While largely untrue, there has been enough fear/horror/disgust about the old ‘hamster up the wazoo’ concept that this sad tale has been woven into countless tasteless gay jokes.
Jon: hey there sexxy can we hook up?
Billy: Jonny boy you are so horny today wtf?
Jon: Well I was just hoping you’d help me find my lost hamster….
Billy: Ima poke you a good for sure Jonny Boy and if I happen upon your lost hamster I’ll be sure to let you know.
Jon: bet! I went as far up in it as I could but I couldn’t reach any further without help.
Billy: I got you brah, when we going to find your lost hamster? I got hard talking about it.
Jon: scoop me up in 45 min?
Belinda: you guys are so gross.
Billy: Jonny boy you are so horny today wtf?
Jon: Well I was just hoping you’d help me find my lost hamster….
Billy: Ima poke you a good for sure Jonny Boy and if I happen upon your lost hamster I’ll be sure to let you know.
Jon: bet! I went as far up in it as I could but I couldn’t reach any further without help.
Billy: I got you brah, when we going to find your lost hamster? I got hard talking about it.
Jon: scoop me up in 45 min?
Belinda: you guys are so gross.
by Ka05mau5 July 18, 2023
Get the lost hamstermug. "Hey this website is loading slow is anyone else having trouble?"
"No you must have a hamster in the tubes."
"No you must have a hamster in the tubes."
by Warkitten October 12, 2008
Get the Hamster in the tubesmug.