Born into a rich family, wears braces. Spits all over the place when saying anything with s or p. Has been shielded from negative things and is spoiled as shit. Is the type of guy to cancel plans with the homies to play Fortnite. Buys everything in every game he plays. Gets to school in a Mercedes with a chauffeur. Wears Yeezys, champion socks, supreme shirt, and Gucci pants. Has a Fivehead. Will get a house for passing school. Probably doesn't even need to work to live in the future. Hes very shy at first but as soon as you say anything to him he starts to flex and thinks your friends.
Did you see Eugene's new gaming pc? he got it replaced because It took longer than 2 seconds to start.
by Baggy pants January 31, 2020
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by Eugene Hanman August 9, 2020
Get the Eugene mug.An extremely cringeworthy, quirkily individual that cannot be identified as a human being, therefore addressed here as "being". Such being is rejected by the normal society and forced into a life of inner sociopathic boarderline tendencies, which find their expression in the steady use of a fedora, associated with a trenchcoat, and in certain behaviours the normal society would define as "abnormal", such as the usual pledge in school shooting, child/women molesting activities. Such abnormal hobbies, though harmful for the psychological stability of the members of the normal society, are carried out as attempts to ascribe a meaning to its existence. Moreover, this Being tends to desperately seek for a mate within the normal human society, trying to avoid the female members of its species (addressed as Eugenas). Also, such Being has mastered the ability of hiding objects.
When Eugene attempts to reach for its backpack, every person in the area knows what to do: run to the nearest "exit".
by LordOfDarkness001 November 10, 2017
Get the Eugene mug.A euphemism for sexual activity, of any kind, esp. when done in the wee hours of the night quietly so as to avoid attention from sleepybois nearby.
Wonton: what were you and Lois doing up so late last night?
Avi: we were petting Eugene...
Wonton: uh huh....”petting Eugene”
Avi: 😳
Avi: we were petting Eugene...
Wonton: uh huh....”petting Eugene”
Avi: 😳
by DaddyHume February 19, 2018
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The kids stopped laughing when Eugene reached into his backpack, pulled out his Ak-47 and shot up the fuckin school. He was happy, because he knew they would never make fun of him again (apart from dank memes).
by GiantGayRapist February 20, 2017
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by Venenennd March 13, 2017
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