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Shag Knees

When the knees are sore, swollen, in pain or have friction burn from having vigorous sex on a carpeted floor or rug. The heavier the carpet shag the worse the condition.
Wow girl. What’s with your knees? Looks like you fell off a bicycle. Naaahhh. I got fucked six ways to Sunday’s last night on the living room rug. Just a bad case of shag knees.
by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018
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Shag-a-rific

Some one who is worth getting in bed with. Fuckable. Male or female. If a male is Shag-a-rific, they most likely have a large 'love loaf'. Once you have them in bed, they are guaranteed to be absolutely amazing and have a great 'shag'.
Girl- Do you see that guy over there? He is definitely Shag-a-rific!

Friend- DAMN! I agree, I bet he also has an amazing Love Loaf. *wink.wink.*
by svnnshhernandez July 24, 2010
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swag shag

The meaning behind 'Swag Shag' is a simple phrase that comes from the dark land of poon. It is the activity of simply having sexual intercourse with a clean shaven vagina.
Borris: How was last night bro?
Ben : Total Swag Shag
Borris: That clean 'ay
by charliemofo August 30, 2014
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Abu shag

Home to the shaggiest of crinimals and law enforced butt holes. Also home to the most notorius gang in all of existence (Balls gang, we stay litty u stay shitty )
If ur from Abu shag. you are a bag
by Dawn of the DIarrhoea April 6, 2022
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Shag for roof

A person that wants to sleep with another person to find somewhere to sleep for the night.
I knew right from the beginning she was searching for a Shag for roof. So I gave her both. A place to stay and a good Shag.
by NomadWordMaker January 6, 2021
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shag the haggis

Johnny said he likes to shag the haggis. What a pervert!
by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016
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Scoob and Shag

One the best webcomics, if not the best webcomic, out there. Starts out as a shitpost then progresses into an actual comic with an actual plot. Reimagines children cartoons and does a good job of doing it!
"Do you read Scoob and Shag?" "No." "Get out of my sight you disgusting human being."
by thecoolestpastaontheplanet April 30, 2019
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