smelly door

When you open up a warm door handle expecting there to be a fire, because a hot door handle, usually alerts a fire. The door is opened to a big toot. And a sandwich with too much mayo.

Guy 1: "had a smelly Door incident last night. I was watching Matilda and I had a nice beef"
Guy 2: "hell yeah man, welcome to campus"

by Bookerton January 7, 2018

Smelly Saxophone

When a woman is giving man a blow job and then the man farts while she is sucking his dick.

Him: Keep on blowing my dick and I'm gonna give you a smelly saxophone.

Her: *glob glob glob*

by _123345_ July 26, 2021

smelly ogre

An insult used when one is feeling inferior, usually between a donkey and an ogre

"Smelly ogre"
"Stupid donkey"

by Guido9 July 23, 2018

Smelly Dengus

A totally tubular tall sexy lightskin that scooters

"Will you please eat my ass you SMELLY DENGUS"

by Thee smelly dengus August 13, 2017

Smelly Flop

When you lean forward usually to pull up your pants in a public bathroom, and your terd does a front to back sideways splash on your ass

I was dropping a deuce at work and an coqorker walked in, i pulled my pants up feom aroumd my ankles as i was braking one off and it did q Smelly flop into the bowl.

by JOHNjFOLEY December 12, 2018

smelly arse

Ones bum or gearbox smelling like the underneath of your watch!

Oh Christ, I just bent down to pick some clothes off the floor, when bang! I caught a blast of my smelly arse, better get in the shower mate!!

by D I Reagan November 23, 2013

smelly burrito

When you have anal sex with a woman and she releases demons on your dick, so BEWARE!

(Act of a smelly burrito occurring)

WHOO! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!!! OOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!! OH HO HO HO HO HO!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaah! My dick!!!!!!!

by Cummy worm May 24, 2011