piles of fuckery

noun A large, messy pile of random shit accumulated over time, which takes up more space than is feasibly possible.

"Callum, for fucks sake, look how much nicer it looks without the piles of fuckery"

by BntrLrd April 15, 2016

Colorblind Pile

The clearance section at any chain fabric store.

OMG, did you see those curtains? They looked like someone's half-retarded aunt hand-sewed them with fabric from the colorblind pile!

by miss_dys July 20, 2010

Eskimo pile

When a person masturbates in the bath tub while 5-however many assholes will fit around the rim of the tub and shits on the bather.

Later on my bf an his friends are going to Eskimo pile on me. An Eskimo pile at the end of the day always relaxes me.

by Only my grandpa can touch me January 12, 2017

face pile

When you are laying flat and someone takes a giant shit on your face.

I was pissed off this morning because my one night stand face piled me.

by Partyannamal October 8, 2017

pile-a-gorized

Method of organizing one's home or office desk in stacks of paperwork. To the untrained eye, a pile-a-gorized desk looks like a mess. But to the pile-a-gorizer, it is easy to find anything because you know exactly where it is.

cube farmer 1: I'm looking for the Johnson file. Is it on your desk?
cube farmer 2: No, I don't have it.
cube farmer 1: How can you possibly tell? It looks like a tornado ripped through here?
cube farmer 2: I've got it all carefully pile-a-gorized.

by vuduchyld June 19, 2008

Mudd pile

Making BM. Taking a shit that is extremely soft, yet not quite diarrreah.Usually is light brown in color and who's odor resembles that of a small stagnant pond or old frog terrarium.

" after breakfast i plan on having a cigarette, a cup of coffe and making mudd"
"Please take a look at the mudd pile I just produced"
"I have extreme mudd butt right now"
"That fast food is a sure fire way for me to produce a filthy mudd pile"

by Mr_crowley11694 November 15, 2016

scissor pile

A lesbian orgy.

Kate Upton, Scarlett Johansson, Amanda Seyfried, and Jennifer Lawrence are four woman I want to see in a scissor pile.

by Motel Messiah October 14, 2013