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Panda in the Grotto

A Panda in the Grotto, as mentioned in American Pie Beta House, is a threesome in the pool with a black girl and a white girl. It's gotta be rough though because you gotta remeber, Pandas look cute but they're still big bears.
Hey, dude wht's that scratch on your face from?

Oh, I had panda in the grotto last night. It was sweet but I am worn out!!
by B-West February 4, 2008
mugGet the Panda in the Grottomug.

Sexy Panda

A being who is so loveable and gives you the greatest cuddles. The sexy Panda is chubby but still hella sexy. The sexy panda is someone who will make you feel wonderful and good about yourself physically and mentally.
I got to cuddle with my sexy panda.
by angeldelamusique June 28, 2016
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Pull a Panda

When you fall from a short distance and still break your legs.
Yo what happened?
I pulled a panda man. I’m in a wheelchair now.

Hey can you not pull a panda? We need to get going.
by Hernicus December 19, 2021
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Panda Goggles

Ejaculating on your partner's eye, right after having punched out the other eye. This will give the desired effect of one black and one white eye. Just like a panda!
Girl: "OW! What the hell are you doing?!"
*ejaculates on the other eye*
Guy: "PANDA GOGGLES!"
by Mediokrates March 4, 2010
mugGet the Panda Gogglesmug.

Panda Express

The worlds premier multi-national dining experience: Americanized Chinese food served to you by Mexicans.
Welcome to Panda Express. What entre would you like? Orange Chicken. Si Senor.
by sgman69 June 1, 2011
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sneaky panda

A person who intentionally displays a humorous or awkward facial expression in the background of a photograph.
The picture of us at the bar was good except for that sneaky panda in the booth behind us.
by Tater Po August 18, 2010
mugGet the sneaky pandamug.

painting the panda

The act of ejaculating onto a turd in the toilet. Thus turning your “brown bear” into a “panda bear
Bruh, I beat off on my poop. Painting the panda got me feelin like Picasso.
by akthagod69 March 3, 2019
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