A Panda in the Grotto, as mentioned in American Pie Beta House, is a threesome in the pool with a black girl and a white girl. It's gotta be rough though because you gotta remeber, Pandas look cute but they're still big bears.
Hey, dude wht's that scratch on your face from?
Oh, I had panda in the grotto last night. It was sweet but I am worn out!!
Oh, I had panda in the grotto last night. It was sweet but I am worn out!!
by B-West February 4, 2008

A being who is so loveable and gives you the greatest cuddles. The sexy Panda is chubby but still hella sexy. The sexy panda is someone who will make you feel wonderful and good about yourself physically and mentally.
by angeldelamusique June 28, 2016

Yo what happened?
I pulled a panda man. I’m in a wheelchair now.
Hey can you not pull a panda? We need to get going.
I pulled a panda man. I’m in a wheelchair now.
Hey can you not pull a panda? We need to get going.
by Hernicus December 19, 2021

Ejaculating on your partner's eye, right after having punched out the other eye. This will give the desired effect of one black and one white eye. Just like a panda!
by Mediokrates March 4, 2010

The worlds premier multi-national dining experience: Americanized Chinese food served to you by Mexicans.
by sgman69 June 1, 2011

A person who intentionally displays a humorous or awkward facial expression in the background of a photograph.
by Tater Po August 18, 2010

The act of ejaculating onto a turd in the toilet. Thus turning your “brown bear” into a “panda bear”
by akthagod69 March 3, 2019
