Cuban Missile Crisis

When one gets very hard at a poor time

When I saw Ms. Johnson's cleavage it was a Cuban Missile Crisis.

by ytreffaL naneiK April 29, 2015

North Korean Missile

You wanna know what a North Korean Missile is? Look up.

I hear about North Korean Missiles being made by the government of North Korea!

by MTukansa May 13, 2015

Intercontinental Ballistic Missile

A variation of the Tennison Gambit that you use in chess when your chess opponents threaten thermonuclear war. Your opponents don't stand a chance against this strategy!

The next move is obvious. We can launch an RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black's remaining pieces. However, if you are a beginner at chess, you can use an anti-tank guided missile instead.

by Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav April 26, 2022

Korean Missile Crisis

the moment you are frantically trying to flush a toilet full of your own diarrhea, because you have an uncontrollable urge to vomit into said toilet. this usually is preceded by a night of drinking soju (or other alcohol) and eating Korean food (or other spicy ethnic food)

Aar: How was last nights dinner?
Kas: Great, but it ended in a Korean Missile Crisis
Aar: Oh...

by Aaron Plascencia July 24, 2008

Protect From Missiles

To use a condom during intercourse.
A prayer spell from RuneScape that blocks the user from damaging missiles.

Girl A: Jimmy used Protect From Missiles last night.
Girl B: roflcopter.

"Dude, I'm so lucky I had enough prayer points to use protect from missiles last night with Angie."

by Jooker January 17, 2009

Anti-Poon Missile

Cumshot to the eye.

'RRRRRRRRRRRRR ANTI-POON MISSILE TO THE FACE!! CHANG! CHANG!!'

by Yeti Legs June 03, 2009

stealth missile

A variation of the popular mangina; when you tuck your dong behind your legs, but leave your sack out front for everyone to behold. A "look Ma, no hands" version of the brain.

"Shawn creatively showed his friends a stealth missile, rather than flashing a played-out mangina."

by Rude McDougal May 03, 2006