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keith bradley

keith bradley is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for, he’s hot, kind, and loving. if you are dating a keith bradley just know you are lucky keith bradley’s will treat you like a princess//queen and they will give you everything they have. don’t lose them! you’ll regret ever losing them!
wow you’re dating a keith bradley? you’re so lucky!!
by Keith Bradley December 7, 2019
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Keithing around

verb / gerund

To live a rockstar lifestyle of sex, low carbs and music, as a retiree on a small, expensive island.

Person 1:

Hey man, what you doing today?

Person 2:

Not much, I’m just Keithing around.
Person 1:

When I retire, I just want to be Keithing around. Chase young skirt, play my guitar and live the good life.
by Bermuder April 24, 2023
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Crusty Keith

After having anal sex with an old woman, she shits on your dick and then sucks it off. (Not to be confused with the Moist Keith when its a young woman.)
Eric: Dude, your mom's breath smells like shit!

Thomas: Yeah I know, she just gave my dad a Crusty Keith.
by hobojoe017 December 3, 2011
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Doing a Keith

Styling out a ladder freefall with the grace of a ballerina but blitzing a gallon of paint on every surface in sight.
Today I was carrying a tin of pain but ended up doing a Keith.
by meggaLeggendz July 9, 2020
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Keith's House

Noun: The small compartment at the bottom of an herb grinder that collects kief --ie: "Keith"

Euphemism: getting high.
Noun: "I just cleaned Keith's house."

Euphemism: "After I get off, im going to Keith's house"
by 69_80085_420 April 28, 2021
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Keith Powers

American actor and model. Keith Powers is really handsome, stylish, and seems to have an amazing personality.
Bro, Keith Powers is my celebrity crush... look at that smile
by princessscheba August 2, 2022
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keith scelzo

I was so horny last night that all I coukd think about was Keith Scelzo
by Lombardo69 May 30, 2019
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