An asshole is a person who is generally inconsiderate, selfish, mean, and makes others feel bad about themselves.
An asshole is the type of person who:
~ borrows your games, but tells you the next day that he sold them all for drugs
~ knows you have self-confidence issues and insecurities, but still calls you ugly
~ tells a crippled old man to "gtfo" his way
~ poops in your toilet and doesn't flush
~ purposely takes ages in the toilet, knowing that you are desperate to pee
~ breaks your stuff then blames you for leaving it out
~ expects you to do stuff for him when he does nothing for you
~ takes the battery out of your laptop when you go to take a toilet break so you lose all of your hard work
~ steals your underwear and tells you to "lighten up" when you have no more to wear
~ borrows your games, but tells you the next day that he sold them all for drugs
~ knows you have self-confidence issues and insecurities, but still calls you ugly
~ tells a crippled old man to "gtfo" his way
~ poops in your toilet and doesn't flush
~ purposely takes ages in the toilet, knowing that you are desperate to pee
~ breaks your stuff then blames you for leaving it out
~ expects you to do stuff for him when he does nothing for you
~ takes the battery out of your laptop when you go to take a toilet break so you lose all of your hard work
~ steals your underwear and tells you to "lighten up" when you have no more to wear
by theonewhocalls November 01, 2013
A Tea Party Congressman blaming a park ranger for not allowing veterans into a WWII memorial during the 2013 government shutdown would be a colossal Asshole. Seriously, like jumping the Asshole shark type Asshole.
by Chick Lennon October 03, 2013
by Mr. Worm April 10, 2005
A proctologist was having a hectic day, having seen about 20 patients.
His nurse comes in with a pile of paperwork for him to sign.
He motions to her to put in on his desk and reaches into his pocket for a pen but instead pulls out a thermometer.
"Damn it", he says, "Some asshole has got my pen!"
His nurse comes in with a pile of paperwork for him to sign.
He motions to her to put in on his desk and reaches into his pocket for a pen but instead pulls out a thermometer.
"Damn it", he says, "Some asshole has got my pen!"
by mandrake64 February 29, 2004
by Dustin "SkiNNy" Trimper April 30, 2005