October 26

National make your toxic ex jealous day

“Oh look the ugly bean pole is crying in a corner cause you look so hot” “Why?” “Cause it’s October 26th

by Kiwiiiiiii October 25, 2020

4/26

4/26 is National Anal Day.

My wife hates it that my birthday is 4/26, I tear her ass up for my present because it's National Anal Day!

by Qwyietman June 25, 2018

26/9

26/9 is when you’re thinking or feeling something more than 24/7

Damn Luis is on my mind 26/9.

by josethefooligan April 12, 2019

aug 26

The best bitch to ever live

When were you born?
Aug 26 foo

Ohhhhh

by Aug 26 October 29, 2019

February 26

Where all the baddest bitch’s were born

. Friend: hey what star sight are you?
You: oh I was born February 26
Friend: no way

by The crackheadddd November 2, 2019

June 26

National hickey day

Celebrated by making large amount of hickeys

Girl: why are you doing all of these hickeys i can't be seen like that!

Boy: relax it's june 26! national hickeys day!

Girl: oooh i see ;)

by Thirsty-mf June 25, 2018

April 26

April 26 is National Lesbian Visibility day!! So if you know any lesbians let then know that they are seen and are human like the rest!!

Guy: Hey, I heard it's April 26, that means it's national lesbian visibility day. So glad you're a lesbian!

Lesbian: Uh thanks?

by ArchieIsGay April 26, 2021