December 20

Give Your best friend your hoodie day

Me: can I have your hoodie

Bff: why
Me: it's December 20th
Bff: sh*t

by Funny as hell December 19, 2019

20%ers

a person that tp 20% or higher of their check. At a restaurant, club, salon, spa, etc.

"Look, Jen, our bill is $30, We'll leave $7."
Jen: "OK, Shell, ya know, better yet, let's leave $10, they did wait on us hand and foot. And there's 6 bartenders, they all have to divide this money."
Shell: "you're right, service people work SO hard."
Jen: "thank god we're 20%ers and not cheap basterds."

by Mychelle December 17, 2006

Coonvid-20

When blacks chimp out, you get a far deadlier pestilence than covid-19. It causes billions of dollars in public damage, and there is a high rate of you getting beaten within an inch of your life if you encounter coonvid-20. Also this virus can infect your local footlockers and other footwear stores and will cause all your merchandise to disappear.

Damn, I thought covid-19 was bad and all, but when I encountered coonvid-20, I knew I was dealing with some serious shit! My uncle’s bar got burnt to the ground because of it!

by The niggler May 31, 2020

hot 20

A $20 suck and fuck behind a dumpster next to a gas station. The rule is, if you're married then you get to wear a condom but usually you can fool the guy with a cheap fake ring.

I went to the 7/11 for a hot 20 but wanted a hot Carleton as well so I had to pay the extra five bucks and also buy some fried chicken and coffee from the gas station so I could have poop on my chest while having dumpster sex.

by SlimyLimpDick69 May 19, 2017

April 20

The day of Hitlers birthday

"Yo man its April 20"
"Its also hitlers birthday"

by cuntswap October 19, 2019

october 20

national give a girl from another school ur hoodie day

oop it’s october 20th nows my chance

by iseeuaha420 October 13, 2019

September 20

September 20, a humanitarian disaster. It is also a historic moment where in more than 5,000 people have been either arrested or killed because of them entering Area 51. Too bad they didn’t see Alien titties.

CNN: “Breaking news. Today is September 20 and more than 1000 people have killed after entering Area 51. This day will always be remembered as “The Great American Invasion.”

by bustaofgrovestreet September 14, 2019