National kiss you’re almost gf/bf day.
The most especial day of the year cause if you do it you have a surprise.
The most especial day of the year cause if you do it you have a surprise.
by Lauren Davis January 16, 2020
by Funny as hell December 19, 2019
Tim: "Hey Steven how are you today, how are the wife and kids?"
John: "Yea good thanks Tim, hows things with you?"
Tim: "ah I cant really complain."
John: "oh did you here about Tom."
Tim: "Yea, sad really isn't it... just that... well he was a nice bloke.
John: "Yea."
Tim: "Oh hey, check this out, I just mugged and stabbed some 12 year old and he had a 20-bit on him wanna smoke that?"
John: "Oh boy! Sure!"
John: "Yea good thanks Tim, hows things with you?"
Tim: "ah I cant really complain."
John: "oh did you here about Tom."
Tim: "Yea, sad really isn't it... just that... well he was a nice bloke.
John: "Yea."
Tim: "Oh hey, check this out, I just mugged and stabbed some 12 year old and he had a 20-bit on him wanna smoke that?"
John: "Oh boy! Sure!"
by ttjdaustinn September 17, 2015
A $20 suck and fuck behind a dumpster next to a gas station. The rule is, if you're married then you get to wear a condom but usually you can fool the guy with a cheap fake ring.
I went to the 7/11 for a hot 20 but wanted a hot Carleton as well so I had to pay the extra five bucks and also buy some fried chicken and coffee from the gas station so I could have poop on my chest while having dumpster sex.
by SlimyLimpDick69 May 19, 2017
The day of Hitlers birthday
by cuntswap October 20, 2019
by iseeuaha420 October 13, 2019
"Hey man you comin over to hang out or what?"
"Yeah, be there in like 15-20"
"Where the hell are you, its 2am!"
"Oh, I'm only 15-20 out."
"How much longer till you get here?"
"15-20."
"Yeah, be there in like 15-20"
"Where the hell are you, its 2am!"
"Oh, I'm only 15-20 out."
"How much longer till you get here?"
"15-20."
by JestaMcMerv February 16, 2006