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Duncan J

Bad at uno , owns a cab company that collects kids much like Uber but with no returns
Middle schooler:”have you seen that man giving out sweets at the gate?”
Middle schooler 2:”yeah what a Duncan J
by WHEATABIX:o October 28, 2021
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Duncan McJunkin

1. A euphemism for penetrative intercourse. The meaning of "McJunkin" being an thinly veiled reference to the male anatomy, "Duncan" provides the contextualized action to its complement.

2. Also my real name.

3. How is this not the title of a world-class porno?
She's up all night to the sun, I'm all night to get some, She's up all night for good fun, I'm up for Duncan McJunkin.

Have you met Duncan McJunkin? He's an important political leader, in the echelon of Richard "Dick" Swett.

A celebrated male porn star, Duncan McJunkin's cameo role as the plumber in "Pipe Cleaners" was an apt use of his talents, but was hindered by a lackluster and flaccid performance by his costars.
by DMcJ November 20, 2013
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Duncan

Duncan is the coolest guy ever.

His name also reminds me of the donut chain :D

I need to grab me a donut sometime this weekend....
Duncan Donuts!

I can't wait to talk with Duncan and eat donuts together!

Duncan deez nutz!
by aalwa January 13, 2022
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Duncan

A very funny and handsome boy who makes cracking jokes on the internet and is mates with Kate Beckinsale (from the movies)
Mate 1: Have you seen Duncan's new post?

Mate 2: The one about the punk rock banana covering himself in honey and rolling around in gorilla fur, only to be eaten by a gorilla with cannibalistic urges who thought he was a little tiny gorilla?

Mate 1: no that was someone else I think

Mate 2: oh
by Michael too groovy November 24, 2021
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Duncan Leblond

The most awesome werewolf in the world. Gets alot of pussy from werewolf bitches and likes Arbys.
oh no, its that crazy mother fucker Duncan Leblond!!!!
by dunks the donut 3 October 19, 2010
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