Middle schooler:”have you seen that man giving out sweets at the gate?”
Middle schooler 2:”yeah what a Duncan J
Middle schooler 2:”yeah what a Duncan J
by WHEATABIX:o October 28, 2021

1. A euphemism for penetrative intercourse. The meaning of "McJunkin" being an thinly veiled reference to the male anatomy, "Duncan" provides the contextualized action to its complement.
2. Also my real name.
3. How is this not the title of a world-class porno?
2. Also my real name.
3. How is this not the title of a world-class porno?
She's up all night to the sun, I'm all night to get some, She's up all night for good fun, I'm up for Duncan McJunkin.
Have you met Duncan McJunkin? He's an important political leader, in the echelon of Richard "Dick" Swett.
A celebrated male porn star, Duncan McJunkin's cameo role as the plumber in "Pipe Cleaners" was an apt use of his talents, but was hindered by a lackluster and flaccid performance by his costars.
Have you met Duncan McJunkin? He's an important political leader, in the echelon of Richard "Dick" Swett.
A celebrated male porn star, Duncan McJunkin's cameo role as the plumber in "Pipe Cleaners" was an apt use of his talents, but was hindered by a lackluster and flaccid performance by his costars.
by DMcJ November 20, 2013

by Fartsmickle84 October 10, 2023

Duncan is the coolest guy ever.
His name also reminds me of the donut chain :D
I need to grab me a donut sometime this weekend....
His name also reminds me of the donut chain :D
I need to grab me a donut sometime this weekend....
by aalwa January 13, 2022

A very funny and handsome boy who makes cracking jokes on the internet and is mates with Kate Beckinsale (from the movies)
Mate 1: Have you seen Duncan's new post?
Mate 2: The one about the punk rock banana covering himself in honey and rolling around in gorilla fur, only to be eaten by a gorilla with cannibalistic urges who thought he was a little tiny gorilla?
Mate 1: no that was someone else I think
Mate 2: oh
Mate 2: The one about the punk rock banana covering himself in honey and rolling around in gorilla fur, only to be eaten by a gorilla with cannibalistic urges who thought he was a little tiny gorilla?
Mate 1: no that was someone else I think
Mate 2: oh
by Michael too groovy November 24, 2021

by godwithbigdick June 11, 2018

by dunks the donut 3 October 19, 2010
