Probably Some Dude Playing royal high who is OBVIOUSLY named Jake (in the game)
All the Girls will get him. Of course most of them will try and get them By doing crappy Acts to get him.
All the Girls will get him. Of course most of them will try and get them By doing crappy Acts to get him.
In Royal High
Jake: Does nothing
Royale high swarm of girls: ๐ โ๏ธ๐ โ๏ธ๐ โ๏ธ๐ โ๏ธ๐ โ๏ธ๐ โ๏ธ๐ โ๏ธ๐ โ๏ธ๐ โ๏ธ๐ โ๏ธ
Jake: Does nothing
Royale high swarm of girls: ๐ โ๏ธ๐ โ๏ธ๐ โ๏ธ๐ โ๏ธ๐ โ๏ธ๐ โ๏ธ๐ โ๏ธ๐ โ๏ธ๐ โ๏ธ๐ โ๏ธ
by The Chipporino August 29, 2022

Amino's main hoe.
Jake is the man who shows clear sarcasm and points it out himself.
"Ur soooooo funny" *nobody asks* "yes that was sarcasm"
Makes enemies outta nowhere.
Like I don't fucking get it but tEaCh mOi sEnPaI.
Anyway
#stanJake
"Ur soooooo funny" *nobody asks* "yes that was sarcasm"
Makes enemies outta nowhere.
Like I don't fucking get it but tEaCh mOi sEnPaI.
Anyway
#stanJake
by Ada2544 May 28, 2019

by LetsBeFrank0719 January 25, 2021

Jake is a guy that will do anything you do but better. If you think your the best at something.... Think again because Jake just showed up and he's going to prove you wrong! His nickname is 9 iron for a reason. He can cure scoliosis buy inserting his gigantic penis into any woman's rectum. But he also does men. Not because he's gay but because he's a bro and knows back pain sucks.
Girl: My boyfriend was the best sex ever until Jake came along... He railed me and gave me a spinal realignment all at once.
Once you get a Jake, you'll have more than you can take.
Once you get a Jake, you'll have more than you can take.
by A.Nellzors July 3, 2023

An aggressive young person who attempts to assert dominance over his peers by sniping them, he looks like b
Woah jake
by 97PoundRat June 17, 2020

a very loveable boy that you canโt get enough of, heโs very handsome, hot, sexy etc and can always make your day. He has a great sense of humour and can make you laugh at anything he says. He can turn anything into a joke and make it funny. Heโs the best person youโll ever meet and he will always have a special place in your heart. He always knows how to treat his girl right.
by Dadoofty March 20, 2018
