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Jake

Probably Some Dude Playing royal high who is OBVIOUSLY named Jake (in the game)
All the Girls will get him. Of course most of them will try and get them By doing crappy Acts to get him.
In Royal High
Jake: Does nothing
Royale high swarm of girls: ๐Ÿƒ โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒ โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒ โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒ โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒ โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒ โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒ โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒ โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒ โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒ โ™€๏ธ
by The Chipporino August 29, 2022
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jake

Amino's main hoe.
Jake is the man who shows clear sarcasm and points it out himself.

"Ur soooooo funny" *nobody asks* "yes that was sarcasm"

Makes enemies outta nowhere.

Like I don't fucking get it but tEaCh mOi sEnPaI.

Anyway

#stanJake
by Ada2544 May 28, 2019
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jake

Jake is usually docile but while snap if he hears one more Jake from StateFarm joke.
Hey Jake from statefarm
Jake:I will snap your fucking neck
by LetsBeFrank0719 January 25, 2021
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jake

Jake is a guy that will do anything you do but better. If you think your the best at something.... Think again because Jake just showed up and he's going to prove you wrong! His nickname is 9 iron for a reason. He can cure scoliosis buy inserting his gigantic penis into any woman's rectum. But he also does men. Not because he's gay but because he's a bro and knows back pain sucks.
Girl: My boyfriend was the best sex ever until Jake came along... He railed me and gave me a spinal realignment all at once.

Once you get a Jake, you'll have more than you can take.
by A.Nellzors July 3, 2023
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jake

by another florida man May 15, 2020
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jake

An aggressive young person who attempts to assert dominance over his peers by sniping them, he looks like b
Woah jake
by 97PoundRat June 17, 2020
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jake

a very loveable boy that you canโ€™t get enough of, heโ€™s very handsome, hot, sexy etc and can always make your day. He has a great sense of humour and can make you laugh at anything he says. He can turn anything into a joke and make it funny. Heโ€™s the best person youโ€™ll ever meet and he will always have a special place in your heart. He always knows how to treat his girl right.
Brydie: gosh Jake is so amazing..
by Dadoofty March 20, 2018
mugGet the Jakemug.

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