cool your beans

calm down.....jam....

(someone shouts or is angry)oi....oi....cool your beans m8, cool your beans

by Bensoninho June 18, 2008

Your Place, Or Mine?

A line generally followed by sex

Ex:
Daniel and Tasha are talking

Daniel:So Tasha your place, or mine?
Tasha:Umm....

They both go back to daniels place and do it.

THE END

by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009

Living Your Life

Living your life is like...being alive. It's having fun, unique expiriences, its just doing something...new. Something to feel alive. (Not like drugs or alchohal)

Living Your Life:
-Sliding down your roof on a matress...

-Climbing a mountain....

-Visiting a new Country

-Trying a new food...

-Being Creative

-Crashing a wedding

-Starring at the stars and fireworks on your roof, at midnight on new years eve

by MidnightSunshine March 7, 2007

you and your hand

All you're going to have tonight is your hand to keep you busy 'cause the only thing you got turned is down.

Girl: "Ew gross. I will NOT have sex with you!"
Guy: "Man, she turned me down."
Friend: "Well dude, I guess its just you and your hand tonight!"
:P

by cassieLOGAN May 12, 2007

Push your luck

to take additional risks when things are going well

Dubya didn't remember what happens when you push your luck and as a result his popularity plummeted after he announced his idea about fighting terror.

by The Return of Light Joker April 6, 2008

your OFFICIAL boy

a name given to some one who portrays all the qualities of an absolute toolbag. this person just looks like the type of person who is not big or chill.
also someone who buys a 30 rack of beer for college and still has 27 of them left after 6 weeks....and has blacked out twice....

jon: "Yo did you hear vito did kathy's homework for her?"
ryan: "oh wow...hahah...he's your OFFICIAL boy"

kyle: "guys, i dont want to go to the party because i already told my mom and she called the cops"
nick: "but juan jarr will be there..."
kyle: "okay i'll come, but only because i want to see my OFFICIAL boy"

by yourrrrrboyyyyy October 5, 2010

twittling your nutsack

To be in a state of complete and absolute uselessness to any one or anything. No productive action or thought can be sequestered while in this annoying as hell state. Repeatedly dunking one's head into a bucket of rusty razors is more useful to the universe than twittling your nutsack.

Matt: DUDE!, UR MY PARTNER! STOP FUCKING TWITTLING YOUR NUTSACK AND HELP ME WITH OUR PHYSICS BRIDGE PROJECT!

Nadsack:...

Matt: I should have taken the entire class's advice.

by cockjuggling thundercunt March 31, 2009